NORM AUGUSTINUS © 2023

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1/27/2023:
My Thigh Mounted Tampon Puller!
A woman flew to Michigan to see me demonstrate my girl machine!
61.0 MB - Length: 01:28:29

1/20/2023:
The Broomstick Handle!
I stumbled upon a rare very valuable mummified item!
59.8 MB - Length: 01:26:43

1/13/2023:
The Termites & Two By Fours!
My ice-fishing shanty & my tree mounted cameras!
55.0 MB - Length: 01:19:47

1/06/2023:
XXX Tight!
Deep in the woods on my 1971 Argo Frontier ATV!
50.5 MB - Length: 01:13:08

12/23/2022:
Lay Lots Of Pipe At Christmastime!
Get chicks during the holidays guaranteed!
47.6 MB - Length: 01:09:01

12/16/2022:
A 12-Foot Long Pole In Her Box!
Two dazed chicks in a crashed car on a rural road!
52.6 MB - Length: 01:16:16

12/09/2022:
Nunchucks,Brass Knuckles & A Gun!
I rammed a metal tank of nitrous oxide into her enormous forehead!
52.5 MB - Length: 01:16:02

12/02/2022:
Victorian Ghost Doctor!
Chicks sitting on electric car batteries!
51.4 MB - Length: 01:14:32

11/26/2022:
Rubber Sex Stump Repair Cement!
I hired a supposed Indian tracker to help me find my red headed hump!
49.6 MB - Length: 01:11:51

11/18/2022:
Wild Animals Ate Her Box!
They were wrapped in Saran Wrap and I dropped them in the lake!
64.8 MB - Length: 01:34:05

11/11/2022:
Agatha's Undulating Torso!
I pleasured her on my airplane and she died!
53.3 MB - Length: 01:17:14

11/04/2022:
Their Saran Wrap Hut!
The goofy Saran wrap structure in the woods!
60.2 MB - Length: 01:27:22

10/28/2022:
The Hairbrush, Shoe Liner & Popcorn Ball!
I blew them up & her hand was still clutching onto his schlong!
62.2 MB - Length: 01:30:14

10/21/2022:
They Came Out Of The Lake!
They were removing weeds from the lake!
60.6 MB - Length: 01:27:51

10/15/2022:
In The Pumpkin Patch!
I'll get her rooster to crow!
61.3 MB - Length: 01:28:58

10/07/2022:
My Pussy Plunging System!
A boat and a pussy plunger go hand in hand!
59.2 MB - Length: 01:25:50

09/30/2022:
Rhonda & The $20 Gold Piece!
I found and old cassette tape. I play it in this recording.
68.3 MB - Length: 01:39:11

09/23/2022:
Stink Finger!
In elementary school I cooked lots of little cookies inside a big tree!
57.1 MB - Length: 01:22:49

09/16/2022:
The Rest Room Motion Sensor!
In the darkness with my dong!
54.9 MB - Length: 01:19:38

09/09/2022:
The Bizarre Woman In The Woods!
We were humping in my airplane 'til something horrifying happened!
56.9 MB - Length: 01:22:30

09/02/2022:
At The Small Town Shoe Store!
I pried her box open with a shoe horn!
59.7 MB - Length: 01:26:40

08/26/2022:
A Sock Full of Cocaine!
In the dinghy atop the lake in northern Michigan!
51.0 MB - Length: 01:13:57

08/19/2022:
Magnetic Eyelashes!
The red head at the general store!
54.2 MB - Length: 01:18:36

08/12/2022:
Dope World Dispensary!
18 inches up your crapper don't you look mighty dapper!
59.4 MB - Length: 01:26:12

07/29/2022:
Juicy Ruthie!
Ruthie wanted to ride in my beautiful balloon!
62.0 MB - Length: 01:29:55

07/22/2022:
14 Inches In The Night!
Air filled vinyl inflatable men with marijuana cigarettes!
59.7 MB - Length: 01:26:36

07/15/2022:
Oh Mandy!
The buzzards stripped her bones clean!
67.8 MB - Length: 01:38:26

07/08/2022:
My Dildo Rubber Raft!
My emergency cruise ship rubber raft pussy pummeler!
54.4 MB - Length: 01:20:17

07/01/2022:
The Playground Slide!
My head was once used as a Ben Wa ball!
54.3 MB - Length: 01:18:41

06/24/2022:
Your Friend Is Dead!
In the toilet in the dark!
62.4 MB - Length: 01:30:33

06/17/2022:
Abortion Canaries 1969!
The waterproof canary suit!
51.3 MB - Length: 01:14:20

06/10/2022:
Pin! Pussy! Pleasure!
My annual helium balloon release!
55.0 MB - Length: 01:19:48

06/03/2022:
Her Smoking Rag!
Angels sixty-nining each other!
54.9 MB - Length: 01:19:36

05/27/2022:
Van Life!
Barking when I'm being eaten out!
54.3 MB - Length: 01:18:42

05/20/2022:
30 Caliber Tampons!
I had a flashback at the estate sale!
50.0 MB - Length: 01:12:29

05/13/2022:
Psycho Gardener!
Something found between her legs!
59.7 MB - Length: 01:26:38

05/06/2022:
Stink Canyon!
It was signed by Joe DiMaggio!
62.7 MB - Length: 01:30:58

04/29/2022:
Frying Pan Areolas!
She's clutching onto a pussy plunger!
62.1 MB - Length: 01:30:09

04/22/2022:
Plated Pussy Plungers!
The All Female Fly-In!
60.0 MB - Length: 01:27:02

04/15/2022:
Toothbrushes Under Her Bed!
I got crabs from a quadriplegic!
58.5 MB - Length: 01:24:53

04/08/2022:
House Party XXX!
It happened in the cellar!
64.3 MB - Length: 01:33:22

04/01/2022:
Pussy Took My Eyes!
Always inspect your Pussy Plunger!
51.8 MB - Length: 01:15:09

03/25/2022:
Plunge 'Em!
Use the short handled plunger!
50.1 MB - Length: 01:12:36

03/18/2022:
My Paper Sex Stump!
Two fat chicks on a mini bike!
51.9 MB - Length: 01:15:18

03/11/2022:
The Pussy Pumper!
The inflatable anal expander!
55.3 MB - Length: 01:20:14

03/04/2022:
Her Skeleton!
I found the remains of my bitch!
62.9 MB - Length: 01:31:14

02/25/2022:
Toxic Pussy Run!
Dildos in landfills!
60.5 MB - Length: 01:27:48

02/18/2022:
Women Are Mutating!
You're going to be killed by a chick!
59.6 MB - Length: 01:26:22

02/11/2022:
Chicks at 10,000 Feet!
Women are saving the planet!
53.0 MB - Length: 01:16:50

02/04/2022:
On The Ice!
Visit w/Norm inside his shanty!
50.7 MB - Length: 01:13:29

01/28/2022:
Go Wide Don't Hide!
Condoms fell out of her sleeping bag!
47.4 MB - Length: 01:08:44

01/22/2022:
Dive! Dive! Dive!
A long pickle between her legs!
59.8 MB - Length: 01:26:06

01/17/2022:
Ice Fishing For Pussy!
Get chicks when ice fishing!
65.1 MB - Length: 01:34:33

01/07/2022:
Julia's Torso!
She crashed and came twice!
56.9 MB - Length: 01:22:31

01/02/2022:
Apple Betty!
She was in the cell next to me!
59.3 MB - Length: 01:26:00

12/17/2021:
Ice Machine!
She was searching for a bag of ice!
60.7 MB - Length: 01:28:10

12/10/2021:
Ben Wa Balls!
Ben Wa find at the Salvation Army!
67.1 MB - Length: 01:37:20

12/04/2021:
Size G-31!
It's a sex stump that can't be shared!
63.7 MB - Length: 01:32:27

11/28/2021:
Bonnie Parker's Dildo!
My red-haired girlfriend!
72.5 MB - Length: 01:45:18

11/19/2021:
ClitClops!
Get beaver fast and easy!
62.3 MB - Length: 01:30:23

11/13/2021:
Come Lung!
My flash paper dildo!
59.1 MB - Length: 01:25:48

11/06/2021:
Singing In The Rain!
The plunger wouldn't come off!
62.0 MB - Length: 01:30:04

10/30/2021:
Dick, Dope and Semen!
Ride your invisible sex machine!
56.1 MB - Length: 01:21:25

10/22/2021:
Pour Into Beaver!
She died while pumping off!
57.1 MB - Length: 01:22:51

10/15/2021:
I Laid Down Her Tracks!
They sell tiny potted hair plants!
61.8 MB - Length: 01:29:43

10/08/2021:
Cat 5 Beaver Tornado!
How to plunge your old lady's box!
57.8 MB - Length: 01:23:51

10/01/2021:
Metamorphosis!
She needed sexual caulking!
57.1 MB - Length: 01:22:54

09/25/2021:
The Purring Post Lady!
She's trembling down there!
54.5 MB - Length: 01:19:09

09/17/2021:
My Titillating Train!
Love derangement on the tracks!
55.3 MB - Length: 01:20:12

09/11/2021:
My Grandma's Coffin!
My X-Rated image on the shanty roof!
55.7 MB - Length: 01:20:45

09/04/2021:
The Reefer Mini Train!
Becca where are you?
51.4 MB - Length: 01:14:33

08/27/2021:
My Sex Stick!
The electric hoist company!
56.4 MB - Length: 01:21:49

08/20/2021:
The Doll!
I had to remove my shanty!
52.8 MB - Length: 01:16:41

08/13/2021:
The Plunging Process!
The plunger handle broke off!
63.6 MB - Length: 01:32:19

08/06/2021:
Dead Man's Float!
18,000 gallons of water in her room!
53.6 MB - Length: 01:17:50

07/30/2021:
Dill Dough Squad!
The sex stick emergency crew!
56.2 MB - Length: 01:21:40

07/23/2021:
Dead Man's Dick!
The rooftop duct tape schlong!
51.0 MB - Length: 01:13:59

07/16/2021:
Prime Time!
Audrey, Stacey and Hot Chocolate!
56.1 MB - Length: 01:21:30

07/09/2021:
Pest Control Pro!
$200 for her unique service!
53.1 MB - Length: 01:17:01

07/02/2021:
Dinky?
A brick of weed and some beavers!
52.6 MB - Length: 01:16:18

06/18/2021:
Regan Got Her Horse!
She wanted her diaphragm back!
56.6 MB - Length: 01:22:10

06/11/2021:
The Beaver Lodge!
The Prime delivery driver!
55.7 MB - Length: 01:20:55

06/04/2021:
97 Percent THC!
From locksmith to weed farmer!
50.0 MB - Length: 01:12:32

05/28/2021:
She's A Chimney Sweep!
It comes with a top hat and tails!
58.0 MB - Length: 01:24:17

05/20/2021:
The Skating Rink!
Gummies and one in the pipe!
50.0 MB - Length: 01:12:32

05/13/2021:
Pinconning Paralyzer!
When I worked for Santa!
53.2 MB - Length: 01:17:14

05/06/2021:
Your Hula Hoop!
I cried like a baby!
55.7 MB - Length: 01:20:55

04/30/2021:
My Beaver Bat!
My close call in an airplane!
53.3 MB - Length: 01:17:23

04/24/2021:
The Flying Saucer!
A chicken embryo!
51.5 MB - Length: 01:14:50

04/16/2021:
Garage Doors!
How much meat?
48.8 MB - Length: 01:10:50

04/9/2021:
Come Concert!
The hitchhiker!
52.3 MB - Length: 01:15:53

04/1/2021:
My Air Pleasure Stump!
My latest gash hammer!
50.5 MB - Length: 01:13:18

03/25/2021:
The Braille Impaler!
Smoke some beaver!
45.5 MB - Length: 01:05:56

03/16/2021:
The Quad!
Behind the high school!
49.8 MB - Length: 01:12:19

03/5/2021:
Her Mariana Trench!
The deepest trench!
49.2 MB - Length: 01:11:25

02/26/2021:
Bun Butter!
Chair leg protectors!
50.6 MB - Length: 01:13:32

02/16/2021:
Throwing Stars!
Throwing stars!
48.9 MB - Length: 01:11:00

02/09/2021:
I Got A Letter!
Create electricity for cars!
50.7 MB - Length: 01:13:38

02/02/2021:
She's Got Carpal Tunnel!
Nine candles!
51.3 MB - Length: 01:14:28

01/24/2021:
Ice Fishing with Norm!
I'm back on the ice!
43.6 MB - Length: 01:03:19

01/16/2021:
Her OnlyFans Account!
Electricity for the hole!
59.8 MB - Length: 01:26:52

01/09/2021:
Glaze His Donut!
Candles and her email!
50.0 MB - Length: 01:12:44

01/02/2021:
Kiss Me Down There!
Laura Mickelson!
56.6 MB - Length: 01:22:15

12/20/2020:
Beaver Bank 14!
The holiday party!
48.5 MB - Length: 01:10:30

12/13/2020:
Cuntahol!
Get chicks at Xmas time!
54.9 MB - Length: 01:19:45

12/04/2020:
Our Love Nest!
We found it in a tree!
56.5 MB - Length: 01:22:05

11/21/2020:
Sam Jack's Boots!
My early morning visitor!
62.8 MB - Length: 01:31:22

11/14/2020:
Cumtacles!
Ray is dumb!
47.1 MB - Length: 01:08:31

11/06/2020:
Skunk Likes Skunk!
The law comes a calling!
48.2 MB - Length: 01:10:06

10/31/2020:
My Zoom Interview!
Your period equals $$!
53.3 MB - Length: 01:17:27

10/23/2020:
Square is Better!
Vibrations/Undulations!
49.5 MB - Length: 01:12:00

10/17/2020:
The Bubbler!
She cast a spell on it!
50 MB - Length: 01:12:35

10/9/2020:
Fireflies!
Fireflies and explosions!
48.9 MB - Length: 01:11:01

9/26/2020:
Gash Overload!
The e-juice is my juice!
48.9 MB - Length: 01:10:55

9/18/2020:
Her Box Killed Him!
Payphones equaled death!
49.6 MB - Length: 01:11:59

9/11/2020:
The Woodpecker Reward!
A $50,000 reward!
52.6 MB - Length: 01:16:19

9/4/2020:
We Drank Ripple!
Acrylic fingernils in a box!
50.2 MB - Length: 01:12:49

8/28/2020:
Giddy with Delight!
Wallpaper gone instantly!
48.8 MB - Length: 01:10:45

8/16/2020:
It Needs 45 Degrees!
Plaster of Paris!
49.2 MB - Length: 01:11:22

8/9/2020:
Roll Pole!
My parrot sex machine!
53.6 MB - Length: 01:17:48

8/3/2020:
Alice's Amber!
The U-boat!
50.1 MB - Length: 01:12:47

7/25/2020:
Flophouse!
Throat cancer & Bananas!
47.0 MB - Length: 01:08:15

7/11/2020:
Doodle Poodle!
The house party!
47.8 MB - Length: 01:09:20

7/3/2020:
Northern Michigan!
Walking down the halls!
45.7 MB - Length: 01:06:21

6/19/2020:
Buried Alive!
My self-burying device!
46.2 MB - Length: 01:07:00

6/6/2020:
Nectar!
The little folks want nectar!
48.1 MB - Length: 01:09:44

5/30/2020:
Beef Flavored!
Magicians flash paper!
51.2 MB - Length: 01:14:19

5/22/2020:
Free Cat Food!
Cat food w/my sex stick!
52.4 MB - Length: 01:16:06

05/15/2020:
Dispatch From the Cabin!
Her tracing paper skills!
51.8 MB - Length: 01:15:13

05/08/2020:
My Amazing Ring!
My ring will save you!
51.7 MB - Length: 01:15:06

05/02/2020:
U-Boat!
It's unbelievable!
57.5 MB - Length: 01:23:27

04/25/2020:
I'm a Carrier!
A cabin in the woods!
51.5 MB - Length: 01:14:43

04/17/2020:
Non-Essential!
The supermarket incident!
48.9 MB - Length: 01:10:59

04/10/2020:
Cream of Meat!
Vibrating shoes & more!
44.2 MB - Length: 01:04:04

04/3/2020:
Doctor Melnor!
Doctor Melnor!
44.5 MB - Length: 01:04:34

03/26/2020:
The Covid 19!
The Covid 19 incher!
47.3 MB - Length: 01:08:37

03/07/2020:
Overlook Mountain!
Camping on the mountain!
53.7 MB - Length: 01:17:57

02/29/2020:
Bowling Alley Action!
Get chicks fast & easy!
47.1 MB - Length: 01:08:25

02/22/2020:
Metal Detecting!
I make the find of my life!
52.5 MB - Length: 01:16:12

02/15/2020:
Catch & Release!
In the shanty on the ice!
47.5 MB - Length: 01:08:54

02/08/2020:
Dale's Mom!
His mom died!
51.8 MB - Length: 01:15:09

01/31/2020:
Ice Shanty Secrets!
Get truckloads of chicks!
51.2 MB - Length: 01:14:23

01/24/2020:
The 1976 Cordoba!
The attorneys!
46.2 MB - Length: 01:07:01

01/17/2020:
Gloria's Phone Call!
Gloria phones me!
54.3 MB - Length: 01:18:50

01/10/2020:
Leelee's Bombardier!
Leelee needed my help!
48.5 MB - Length: 01:10:21

01/03/2020:
BIGFOOT!
Bigfoot and more!
48.4 MB - Length: 01:10:17

12/27/2019:
THE MOTEL BED!
Ice fishing & the bed!
51.2 MB - Length: 01:14:17

12/20/2019:
SNOW GLOBE ALICE!
Radioactive beaver!
55.7 MB - Length: 01:20:50

12/13/2019:
FIZZY DISKS!
A 30-day supply $2.99!
49.1 MB - Length: 01:11:14

12/6/2019:
LEARN BRAILLE!
Learn Braille fast!
46.3 MB - Length: 01:07:10

11/23/2019:
$50,000 BIRD!
The Ghost Bird!
46.2 MB - Length: 01:07:07

11/16/2019:
HOLIDAY CARDS!
My special holiday stamps!
48.0 MB - Length: 01:09:36

11/08/2019:
200 PUMPS A SEC!
Geiger counter invention!
49.0 MB - Length: 01:11:05

11/01/2019:
500 PARROTS!
Money making parrots!
49.3 MB - Length: 01:11:35

10/25/2019:
HENRY'S RUBBER!
Halloween tales & more!
53.3 MB - Length: 01:17:21

10/18/2019:
BIRD POWER!
Hummingbird wings!
56.7 MB - Length: 01:22:24

10/11/2019:
GLUE TRAPS!
Glue traps and much more!
50.6 MB - Length: 01:13:24

10/04/2019:
$20 GOLD PIECE!
She found it!
50.5 MB - Length: 01:13:22

9/27/2019:
RIG FOR DIVE!
Atomic number 88!
49.6 MB - Length: 01:12:02

9/16/2019:
MY PAL SAL!
They were camping!
55.8 MB - Length: 01:21:04

9/10/2019:
PENNY'S POUNDER!
A pound of pennies!
46 MB - Length: 01:06:44

9/3/2019:
DEAR ANNABELLE!
It's under the stamp!
48.1 MB - Length: 01:09:47

8/29/2019:
NAKED ON A SWING!
My sack extraction port!
48.6 MB - Length: 01:10:37

8/21/2019:
WE'RE HOME HONEY!
Your parents are home!
48.8 MB - Length: 01:10:57

8/13/2019:
NOBODY'S FOOL!
Why did you do this to me?
47.2 MB - Length: 01:08:32

7/31/2019:
PUMPKIN DUSTING!
Pumpkin dusting!
49.8 MB - Length: 01:12:26

7/23/2019:
BACK DOOR MAN!
Earn cash filling balloons!
51.1 MB - Length: 01:14:03

7/16/2019:
DUAL TUNNEL TOOL!
Get off & end constipation!
98.7 MB - Length: 01:11:47

7/9/2019:
A VIRGIN EVERY NIGHT!
My amazing condoms!
107 MB - Length: 01:18:28

7/2/2019:
IN THE SKY!
Put it in her socket!
100 MB - Length: 01:13:06

6/25/2019:
BEAVER SHINE!
200 Proof!
98.4 MB - Length: 01:11:33

6/18/2019:
MAGIC SHROOMS!
Magic shrooms!
108 MB - Length: 01:18:50

6/11/2019:
BROWN EYE!
Round & round!
100 MB - Length: 01:13:12

6/04/2019:
MATHEMATICIANS DEATH!
Die a math-like death!
99.9 MB - Length: 01:12:40

05/28/2019:
COFFEE!
Coyotes and women!
106 MB - Length: 01:17:39

05/21/2019:
ANTS!
Women and ants!
94.7 MB - Length: 01:08:55

05/14/2019:
HUNGRY TORSO!
The bed headboard crisis!
98.4 MB - Length: 01:11:37

05/7/2019:
MACS EYEBALLS!
Hypnosis power!
95.3 MB - Length: 01:09:20

04/30/2019:
PLAYER PIANO!
Every woman a master!
97.1 MB - Length: 01:10:38

04/23/2019:
JET ROCKET!
Your kids walk in?
97.1 MB - Length: 01:10:38

04/16/2019:
PANTY SURPRISE!
My movie in her groovy!
93.5 MB - Length: 01:08:01

04/09/2019:
SON!
The Doors album!
107 MB - Length: 01:17:52

04/02/2019:
LUCILLE ALBERTSON!
My go-cart!
89.5 MB - Length: 01:05:06

03/26/2019:
FARMHOUSE!
Metal detecting!
91.5 MB - Length: 01:06:33

03/19/2019:
VICKY!
Panels, trees & Vicky!
98.3 MB - Length: 01:11:29

03/12/2019:
KIM DOWN THERE!
Vibrator viewing ports!
86.0 MB - Length: 01:02:31

03/04/2019:
SCHLONG CHALET!
Canaries will save you!
91.9 MB - Length: 01:06:51

02/25/2019:
SMOKE SIGNALS!
My ice fishing idea!
91.8 MB - Length: 01:06:47

02/18/2019:
NOAH'S FLOOD!
My wiper idea!
87.5 MB - Length: 01:03:37

01/13/2019:
CHEMDAWG!
Norm picks up a hitchhiker!
96 MB - Length: 01:09:52

11/9/2018:
TUNA D's!
My slingshot idea!
102 MB - Length: 01:14:23

9/27/2018:
DIDDLE YOUR DOUGH!
Feed your septic tank!
90.2 MB - Length: 01:05:12

9/10/2018:
MY SPECIAL DRONE!
She wants a cure!
98.2 MB - Length: 01:10:59

8/20/2018:
BROWN NIPPLES!
Her brown nipples!
102 MB - Length: 01:14:14

5/12/2018:
DO THE GATOR!
The hitchhiker!
93.1 MB - Length: 1:07:16

4/28/2018:
SKUNK 18!
Snoring & sex!
95.4 MB - Length: 1:08:55

4/8/2018:
ART INSTALLATION!
When you see a woman!
96.6 MB - Length: 1:09:51

3/31/2018:
18 INCHES!
City ambulance!
96.9 MB - Length: 1:10:03

3/24/2018:
RUTH NATHAN!
The bag of clothes!
98.5 MB - Length: 1:11:11

3/17/2018:
SUGAR WALLS!
Flashlights & D-batteries!
94.7 MB - Length: 1:08:25

3/09/2018: SNOW MACHINE!
My snow machine!
93.6 MB - Length: 1:07:39

2/23/2018: ICE BRIDGE!
Norm meets a woman!
92.6 MB - Length: 1:07:29

2/8/2018:
BONES!
My broken bones!
93.7 MB - Length: 1:07:39