Detroit, MI 1/25/2012 Midnight-2am Free "Hammer Handles" mugs! 25520 Woodward Ave. New York, NY 2/8/2012 11pm-1:15am Book Signing/Reading Free "Hammer Handles" pencils Fulton Street Mall   New York, NY 2/28/2012 12:30am-1am Rod's Vacuum Cleaner Belts (a wheeled cart next to Zaro's Bakery).    Grand Central Station New York City New York, NY 3/11/2012 7:30pm Author will read aloud popular passages of "Hammer Handles" John Carps Genuine Plastic Shoes Meat Packing District San Francisco, CA 4/23/2012 1:50-3:10pm OUTDOOR SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT SEE NORM STANDING AT THE TOP OF LOMBARD STREET WAVING A LARGE RED FLAG! Lombard Street   San Francisco, CA 5/6/2012 5:30pm Reading and Book Signing PIER 39 - Norm will be standing next to the sea lion statue! Menlo Park, CA 5/10/2012 8:00pm Reading and Book Signing See Norm and his dry erase board behind the Round Table Pizza! 1225 El Camino Real Portland, OR 5/12/2012 9:00am-10:00am Living with Schizophrenia and Norm reads from "Hammer Handles" KATU TV Portland, OR 5/15/2012 2:30-3:15pm Live Internet Interview w/Cathy in her basement in southeast Portland. CUMINTHEHOLE.COM Portland, OR 5/25/2012 7:00pm Outdoor Reading - FREE 12 ounce can of Mountain Lightning Parking Lot on 82nd Avenue (watch out for johns and hookers). Contact Rhonda Lee Buyers  Grinnell, Iowa 6/1/2012 5:00pm Reading and Book Signing Meet Norm in the handicapped shitter at the new Drake Community Library! 5th Avenue & Park Street Rockport, WA 6/3/2012 7:30pm Reading and Book Signing Meet Norm in the woods behind Rockport's Self-Kicking Machine (wear mosquito repellent, boots and bring ribbed sheepskin condoms).   Seattle, WA 6/16/2012 7:30pm Book Signing The Space Needle observation deck (FREE Limburger cheese) Contact Robbie Melnyk  400 Broad Street, Seattle, WA Hinckley, Minnesota 6/28/2012 Book Signing/Reading  Inside the White Castle Hamburger Restaurant, Fire Monument Rd.   Mineral Point, WIS 7/2/2012 Noon-5pm I will be holding my book "Hammer Handles" in front of the their live web camera. High Street, Wisconsin http://mineralpoint.com/cams/index.html Onancock, VA 7/17/2012 7:30-9:30pm Book Reading from "Hammer Handles" in the Serenity room. Williams Funeral Home, Market Street Chicago, IL 7/23/2012 7:00pm Reading and Book Signing (FREE sausage to early attendees) The Sausage Factory North Justine Street Vevay, Indiana 8/15/2012 11:00am-3pm Live Radio Interview, "The Subtext of Hammer Handles" K95.9 FM Radio West Main Street Wauwatosa, WI 9/26/2012 7:00pm Norm will perform a one man theatre show adapted from his book "Hammer Handles" Book signing and FREE bowls of Tripe after the performance. AMC Theatre - Mayfair Mall - Wauwatosa, Wisconsin Kansas City, Montana 10/19/2012 4:30pm Barnes & Noble Opera singer Louise Ostenburger will sing "Hammer Handles" while Norm dances.  Book signing/interpretation  - 400 W. 47th Street Minneapolis, MN 11/17/2012 1pm-3pm - Hear Norm read "Hammer Handles" from concert size audio speakers purchased at a Rolling Stones auction!  Minneapolis Sculpture Garden.  725 Vineland Place   Cross Hill, South Carolina 12/24/2012 Cancelled