http://www.normaugustinus.com Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:11:33 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss/ Handmade by Norm Augustinus en-us normaugustinus@gmail.com (Norm Augustinus) Copyright 2008 Norm Augustinus Comedy http://normaugustinus.com/feedpic.jpg http://www.normaugustinus.com 100 100 Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Norm Augustinus yes Norm Augustinus normaugustinus@gmail.com http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pelvis.mp3 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:11:33 GMT Comedy My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:11 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pelvis.mp3 My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hive.mp3 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:52:33 GMT Comedy The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 00:58:06 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hive.mp3 The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wonder.mp3 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:18:33 GMT Comedy The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:53 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wonder.mp3 The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/finney.mp3 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:10:33 GMT Comedy The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:46 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/finney.mp3 The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/moped.mp3 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:15:33 GMT Comedy I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:03 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/moped.mp3 I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cactus.mp3 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:36:33 GMT Comedy Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:42 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cactus.mp3 Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sandy.mp3 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:14:33 GMT Comedy My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sandy.mp3 My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/keet.mp3 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:14:33 GMT Comedy Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:12 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/keet.mp3 Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whale.mp3 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:21:33 GMT Comedy Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whale.mp3 Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulls.mp3 Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:13:33 GMT Comedy Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:22 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulls.mp3 Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ky.mp3 Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:18:03 GMT Comedy Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:18 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ky.mp3 Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/motel.mp3 Fri, 30 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:44 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/motel.mp3 I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/poodle.mp3 Fri, 23 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:48 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/poodle.mp3 The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/target.mp3 Fri, 16 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:44 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/target.mp3 My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beach.mp3 Fri, 09 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:12 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beach.mp3 How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hairlip.mp3 Fri, 02 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:12 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hairlip.mp3 Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cosmo.mp3 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:05 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cosmo.mp3 They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wilson.mp3 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:59:42 GMT Comedy Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wilson.mp3 Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/louie.mp3 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:19 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/louie.mp3 Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/megaphone.mp3 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:39 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/megaphone.mp3 Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ditch.mp3 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:06 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ditch.mp3 The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bakeract.mp3 Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:52:42 GMT Comedy Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:24 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bakeract.mp3 Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildoamp.mp3 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:15:42 GMT Comedy One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:33 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildoamp.mp3 One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lemon.mp3 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:38:47 GMT Comedy Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:47 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lemon.mp3 Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vulgar.mp3 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:45:47 GMT Comedy I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:36 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vulgar.mp3 I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/brick.mp3 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:33:35 GMT Comedy The defective bed, the buy, my shoes, tooth fillings and lots more. The defective bed, the buy, my shoes, tooth fillings and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:39 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/brick.mp3 The defective bed, the buy, my shoes, tooth fillings and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/walgreens.mp3 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:35:35 GMT Comedy My parking lot ordeal with the angry middle-aged bag. My parking lot ordeal with the angry middle-aged bag. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:20 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/walgreens.mp3 My parking lot ordeal with the angry middle-aged bag. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/straw.mp3 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:01:35 GMT Comedy The ice fishing rental guy, her wine store, Gloria and the 7-Eleven Incident and lots more! The ice fishing rental guy, her wine store, Gloria and the 7-Eleven Incident and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:20 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/straw.mp3 The ice fishing rental guy, her wine store, Gloria and the 7-Eleven Incident and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puberoll.mp3 Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:10:15 GMT Comedy She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more! She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:23 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puberoll.mp3 She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theshanty.mp3 Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:08:15 GMT Comedy I rent an ice fishing shanty on Houghton Lake in Michigan and it eerily resembles a Vietnam hot box (Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09). I rent an ice fishing shanty on Houghton Lake in Michigan and it eerily resembles a Vietnam hot box (Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09). Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:39 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theshanty.mp3 I rent an ice fishing shanty on Houghton Lake in Michigan and it eerily resembles a Vietnam hot box (Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09). http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tub.mp3 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:12:15 GMT Comedy The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital. The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital. Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:07 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tub.mp3 The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/clubfoot.mp3 Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:52:15 GMT Comedy I drove them to the airport and something bad happened, the attorney, I'm not normal and lots more! I drove them to the airport and something bad happened, the attorney, I'm not normal and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:25 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/clubfoot.mp3 I drove them to the airport and something bad happened, the attorney, I'm not normal and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thefire.mp3 Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:07:05 GMT Comedy Her kid lit my car on fire, the Christmas beating, dad and the boat and lots more! Her kid lit my car on fire, the Christmas beating, dad and the boat and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thefire.mp3 Her kid lit my car on fire, the Christmas beating, dad and the boat and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bobby.mp3 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:20:02 GMT Comedy The airplane in crotch incident, my mood ring observation, my sleep walking horror, action from a woman living behind Kmart, I played Twister with her kids and her daughter was a Double-D. The airplane in crotch incident, my mood ring observation, my sleep walking horror, action from a woman living behind Kmart, I played Twister with her kids and her daughter was a Double-D. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:48 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bobby.mp3 The airplane in crotch incident, my mood ring observation, my sleep walking horror, action from a woman living behind Kmart, I played Twister with her kids and her daughter was a Double-D. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hunt.mp3 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:10:02 GMT Comedy I'm invited to go on a hunting outing on a rural piece of land in upstate New York near Blue Mountain Lake. I bring along my .357 handgun and my 12 gauge shotgun. Be my guest on my special holiday hunt. I'm invited to go on a hunting outing on a rural piece of land in upstate New York near Blue Mountain Lake. I bring along my .357 handgun and my 12 gauge shotgun. Be my guest on my special holiday hunt. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:13 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hunt.mp3 I'm invited to go on a hunting outing on a rural piece of land in upstate New York near Blue Mountain Lake. I bring along my .357 handgun and my 12 gauge shotgun. Be my guest on my special holiday hunt. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/skirt.mp3 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:58:52 GMT Comedy Free Nordstrom gift via helium balloon, paper-mache Christmas tree toppers, Smitten For Clinton, the methane explosion, let's make a snowman, my Christmas lovemaking story. Free Nordstrom gift via helium balloon, paper-mache Christmas tree toppers, Smitten For Clinton, the methane explosion, let's make a snowman, my Christmas lovemaking story. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:20 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/skirt.mp3 Free Nordstrom gift via helium balloon, paper-mache Christmas tree toppers, Smitten For Clinton, the methane explosion, let's make a snowman, my Christmas lovemaking story. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/flour.mp3 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:44:52 GMT Comedy The Omaha shooting, paper-mache, vacant or occupied, Hanukkah gifts, my micro-torch. The Omaha shooting, paper-mache, vacant or occupied, Hanukkah gifts, my micro-torch. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/flour.mp3 The Omaha shooting, paper-mache, vacant or occupied, Hanukkah gifts, my micro-torch. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/buff.mp3 Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:10:52 GMT Comedy I talk about my four days working at a Christmas tree lot in Buffalo, New York. I talk about my four days working at a Christmas tree lot in Buffalo, New York. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:34 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/buff.mp3 I talk about my four days working at a Christmas tree lot in Buffalo, New York. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mache.mp3 Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:04:50 GMT Comedy Learn how to create paper-mache holiday turkeys that you can throw at people and hopefully knock them unconscious. Learn how to create paper-mache holiday turkeys that you can throw at people and hopefully knock them unconscious. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:33 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mache.mp3 Learn how to create paper-mache holiday turkeys that you can throw at people and hopefully knock them unconscious. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/red.mp3 Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:04:50 GMT Comedy I've got my rifle and I'm in a swamp in Florida and I'm gonna take out a woodpecker but the whole thing winds up a grizzly, horrific, unbelievable, bloody mess. Remote field recording using an Edirol. I've got my rifle and I'm in a swamp in Florida and I'm gonna take out a woodpecker but the whole thing winds up a grizzly, horrific, unbelievable, bloody mess. Remote field recording using an Edirol. Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:21 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/red.mp3 I've got my rifle and I'm in a swamp in Florida and I'm gonna take out a woodpecker but the whole thing winds up a grizzly, horrific, unbelievable, bloody mess. Remote field recording using an Edirol. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bump.mp3 Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:39:50 GMT Comedy Chanukah, the death of my dad, attire for pregnant women, their toy, the clogged chicken artery, her acrylic nail. Chanukah, the death of my dad, attire for pregnant women, their toy, the clogged chicken artery, her acrylic nail. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:03 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bump.mp3 Chanukah, the death of my dad, attire for pregnant women, their toy, the clogged chicken artery, her acrylic nail. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/foil.mp3 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:58:50 GMT Comedy Helpful hints, artificial hips and knees, a sandwich made with heels, walking on sharp tissue and nearly dying, Halloween invention for chicks. Helpful hints, artificial hips and knees, a sandwich made with heels, walking on sharp tissue and nearly dying, Halloween invention for chicks. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:37 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/foil.mp3 Helpful hints, artificial hips and knees, a sandwich made with heels, walking on sharp tissue and nearly dying, Halloween invention for chicks. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kiosk.mp3 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:07:33 GMT Comedy This Halloween get lots of action with my invention, baby poop sifting update, Mathew 18:20, another complaint, masking tape on hotel carpets (what I recently found), and the one place you should be using lint rollers. This Halloween get lots of action with my invention, baby poop sifting update, Mathew 18:20, another complaint, masking tape on hotel carpets (what I recently found), and the one place you should be using lint rollers. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:29 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kiosk.mp3 This Halloween get lots of action with my invention, baby poop sifting update, Mathew 18:20, another complaint, masking tape on hotel carpets (what I recently found), and the one place you should be using lint rollers. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/apples.mp3 Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:07:33 GMT Comedy A game I invented that you and your old lady can participate in together during Halloween and it's like the log roll that lumberjacks compete in but it's for women only and it's a lot more difficult. A game I invented that you and your old lady can participate in together during Halloween and it's like the log roll that lumberjacks compete in but it's for women only and it's a lot more difficult. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:11 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/apples.mp3 A game I invented that you and your old lady can participate in together during Halloween and it's like the log roll that lumberjacks compete in but it's for women only and it's a lot more difficult. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wheelchair.mp3 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:08:07 GMT Comedy I destroy a wheelchair strapped to the back of a 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, breasts, germs, pink Energizer batteries and lots more! I destroy a wheelchair strapped to the back of a 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, breasts, germs, pink Energizer batteries and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:13 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wheelchair.mp3 I destroy a wheelchair strapped to the back of a 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, breasts, germs, pink Energizer batteries and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/widow.mp3 Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:05:07 GMT Comedy I try to purchase a couple of White Widow seeds and the buy goes bad. Real Bad. I try to purchase a couple of White Widow seeds and the buy goes bad. Real Bad. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:19 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/widow.mp3 I try to purchase a couple of White Widow seeds and the buy goes bad. Real Bad. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maceland.mp3 Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:27:14 GMT Comedy The unexpected phone call, my dream about Maceland, sleepwalking (but not really), breast-feeding and lots more! The unexpected phone call, my dream about Maceland, sleepwalking (but not really), breast-feeding and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:28 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maceland.mp3 The unexpected phone call, my dream about Maceland, sleepwalking (but not really), breast-feeding and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/klux.mp3 Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:47:38 GMT Comedy She asked me to come over to re-caulk her bathtub, my diaphragm flower pot and I found a coin hidden in crap mined from a mall diaper and lots more! She asked me to come over to re-caulk her bathtub, my diaphragm flower pot and I found a coin hidden in crap mined from a mall diaper and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/klux.mp3 She asked me to come over to re-caulk her bathtub, my diaphragm flower pot and I found a coin hidden in crap mined from a mall diaper and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/riches.mp3 Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:19:11 GMT Comedy When you're walking down the halls and your privates hit the walls and how you can make big money by sifting through baby poop in public restrooms. When you're walking down the halls and your privates hit the walls and how you can make big money by sifting through baby poop in public restrooms. Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:44 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/riches.mp3 When you're walking down the halls and your privates hit the walls and how you can make big money by sifting through baby poop in public restrooms. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dahmer.mp3 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:08:33 GMT Comedy How to brick your neighbors router and the story about the girl that told me her father was eaten by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. How to brick your neighbors router and the story about the girl that told me her father was eaten by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:40 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dahmer.mp3 How to brick your neighbors router and the story about the girl that told me her father was eaten by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ginger.mp3 Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:28:56 GMT Comedy You aren't ever getting a call on your iPhone, the guy from Vietnam, she asked me to videotape the birth of her child, 18 Wheeler, dead chicks with unfinished business, Ginger Heights and much more! You aren't ever getting a call on your iPhone, the guy from Vietnam, she asked me to videotape the birth of her child, 18 Wheeler, dead chicks with unfinished business, Ginger Heights and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ginger.mp3 You aren't ever getting a call on your iPhone, the guy from Vietnam, she asked me to videotape the birth of her child, 18 Wheeler, dead chicks with unfinished business, Ginger Heights and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/reed.mp3 Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:05:15 GMT Comedy Use masking tape in your hotel room to detect pubic hairs and I get an unexpected call from a police detective. Use masking tape in your hotel room to detect pubic hairs and I get an unexpected call from a police detective. Norm Augustinus yes 01:18:30 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/reed.mp3 Use masking tape in your hotel room to detect pubic hairs and I get an unexpected call from a police detective. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mybird.mp3 Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:05:11 GMT Comedy Rare in the field recording offers step by step instructions on how you too can fill car doors of people you've never met (with cement) and the story about the cat that beheaded my bird friend. Rare in the field recording offers step by step instructions on how you too can fill car doors of people you've never met (with cement) and the story about the cat that beheaded my bird friend. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:47 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mybird.mp3 Rare in the field recording offers step by step instructions on how you too can fill car doors of people you've never met (with cement) and the story about the cat that beheaded my bird friend. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sponge.mp3 Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:05:58 GMT Comedy Cloning puppies from the DNA of Doo Drop, my rubber band vibrator idea, the contraceptive sponge, 18 Wheeler, filling car doors with concrete and lots more! Cloning puppies from the DNA of Doo Drop, my rubber band vibrator idea, the contraceptive sponge, 18 Wheeler, filling car doors with concrete and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:53 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sponge.mp3 Cloning puppies from the DNA of Doo Drop, my rubber band vibrator idea, the contraceptive sponge, 18 Wheeler, filling car doors with concrete and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/doodrop.mp3 Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:08:07 GMT Comedy I accidentally pushed my foot through the lid of Doo Drops homemade coffin, I was nearly arrested by a Florida game warden, chicks with broken bones, I found panties in a supermarket, the famous woman that Fed-Exed me the GPS unit and lots more! I accidentally pushed my foot through the lid of Doo Drops homemade coffin, I was nearly arrested by a Florida game warden, chicks with broken bones, I found panties in a supermarket, the famous woman that Fed-Exed me the GPS unit and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:54 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/doodrop.mp3 I accidentally pushed my foot through the lid of Doo Drops homemade coffin, I was nearly arrested by a Florida game warden, chicks with broken bones, I found panties in a supermarket, the famous woman that Fed-Exed me the GPS unit and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vcf.mp3 Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:11:06 GMT Comedy In my dream I'm making love in a dumpster, her VCF saved the day, my new living art invention, hymens in amber (fossilized tree resin), scary cracking noises in my private area and lots more! In my dream I'm making love in a dumpster, her VCF saved the day, my new living art invention, hymens in amber (fossilized tree resin), scary cracking noises in my private area and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 00:58:12 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vcf.mp3 In my dream I'm making love in a dumpster, her VCF saved the day, my new living art invention, hymens in amber (fossilized tree resin), scary cracking noises in my private area and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wagen.mp3 Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:35:56 GMT Comedy The unexpected phone call, the Volkswagen, the Ivory Billed Woodpecker and lots more! The unexpected phone call, the Volkswagen, the Ivory Billed Woodpecker and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:05 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wagen.mp3 The unexpected phone call, the Volkswagen, the Ivory Billed Woodpecker and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/canon.mp3 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:20:56 GMT Comedy The Black Widow spider and the rattlesnake den, the Canon camera TV commercial, ghosts, my dream with the girl using the walker, my July 4th underwear cannon, my new United States postage stamp invention, the kid bagpiper and lots more! The Black Widow spider and the rattlesnake den, the Canon camera TV commercial, ghosts, my dream with the girl using the walker, my July 4th underwear cannon, my new United States postage stamp invention, the kid bagpiper and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:08 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/canon.mp3 The Black Widow spider and the rattlesnake den, the Canon camera TV commercial, ghosts, my dream with the girl using the walker, my July 4th underwear cannon, my new United States postage stamp invention, the kid bagpiper and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/crow.mp3 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:27:02 GMT Comedy I hate your family and especially your friends, older women looking for younger men (Cougars), Dolphins looking like vibrators, Crest Pro-Health toothpaste and your sexual needs, my Virginia Tech inspired invention and lots more. I hate your family and especially your friends, older women looking for younger men (Cougars), Dolphins looking like vibrators, Crest Pro-Health toothpaste and your sexual needs, my Virginia Tech inspired invention and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:00 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/crow.mp3 I hate your family and especially your friends, older women looking for younger men (Cougars), Dolphins looking like vibrators, Crest Pro-Health toothpaste and your sexual needs, my Virginia Tech inspired invention and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bikini.mp3 Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:08:30 GMT Comedy My coming of age speech, the bait box lid knocked her unconscious, the seahorse I killed with my own urine, my empty rubber love pods I left at the motel, my new invention, chicks with broken legs and lots more. My coming of age speech, the bait box lid knocked her unconscious, the seahorse I killed with my own urine, my empty rubber love pods I left at the motel, my new invention, chicks with broken legs and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:48 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bikini.mp3 My coming of age speech, the bait box lid knocked her unconscious, the seahorse I killed with my own urine, my empty rubber love pods I left at the motel, my new invention, chicks with broken legs and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bighole.mp3 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:19:01 GMT Comedy My friend the physical therapist, the KFC Big Bowl verses the Big Hole, the comedian Margaret Cho with a brush cut and no lipstick looks just like the Virginia Tech gunman (Cho), Yahoo Answers, the kid that nearly killed me and lots more. My friend the physical therapist, the KFC Big Bowl verses the Big Hole, the comedian Margaret Cho with a brush cut and no lipstick looks just like the Virginia Tech gunman (Cho), Yahoo Answers, the kid that nearly killed me and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:46 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bighole.mp3 My friend the physical therapist, the KFC Big Bowl verses the Big Hole, the comedian Margaret Cho with a brush cut and no lipstick looks just like the Virginia Tech gunman (Cho), Yahoo Answers, the kid that nearly killed me and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/filet.mp3 Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:05:01 GMT Comedy Magazine covers, 100 million people are doing it, Panera Bread, the fish filet incident, at the beach, Wal-Mart, Neosporin, Silverjet, Eclipse Fusion gum, the women only floor at the Marriott. Magazine covers, 100 million people are doing it, Panera Bread, the fish filet incident, at the beach, Wal-Mart, Neosporin, Silverjet, Eclipse Fusion gum, the women only floor at the Marriott. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:45 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/filet.mp3 Magazine covers, 100 million people are doing it, Panera Bread, the fish filet incident, at the beach, Wal-Mart, Neosporin, Silverjet, Eclipse Fusion gum, the women only floor at the Marriott. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dogfood.mp3 Fri, 25 May 2007 04:05:16 GMT Comedy She sweeps up hair at Forever 21, Betty Crocker carrot cake mix, my dream, her dog food, Kmart Wall of Honor, the oak hash pipe incident. She sweeps up hair at Forever 21, Betty Crocker carrot cake mix, my dream, her dog food, Kmart Wall of Honor, the oak hash pipe incident. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:49 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dogfood.mp3 She sweeps up hair at Forever 21, Betty Crocker carrot cake mix, my dream, her dog food, Kmart Wall of Honor, the oak hash pipe incident. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mummy.mp3 Fri, 18 May 2007 04:36:17 GMT Comedy I spend the day at Universal Studios, Florida. I spend the day at Universal Studios, Florida. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:09 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mummy.mp3 I spend the day at Universal Studios, Florida. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mday.mp3 Fri, 11 May 2007 04:49:27 GMT Comedy The rabbit foot for my mom, my Steak n' Shake dream, the Easy Button, the hearing aid, mood panties, my litmus paper Hallmark card idea and lots more. The rabbit foot for my mom, my Steak n' Shake dream, the Easy Button, the hearing aid, mood panties, my litmus paper Hallmark card idea and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:50 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mday.mp3 The rabbit foot for my mom, my Steak n' Shake dream, the Easy Button, the hearing aid, mood panties, my litmus paper Hallmark card idea and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dismissed.mp3 Fri, 04 May 2007 04:14:08 GMT Comedy The judge dismisses her case, a hovercraft for her, my constipation invention, the Apple window display, the package I received. The judge dismisses her case, a hovercraft for her, my constipation invention, the Apple window display, the package I received. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:42 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dismissed.mp3 The judge dismisses her case, a hovercraft for her, my constipation invention, the Apple window display, the package I received. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/honeybee.mp3 Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:10:54 GMT Comedy The 29 injured Virginia Tech survivors, chicks with broken bones, your birthday, honeybees, my handicapped guy in the wheelchair scary movie idea and more! The 29 injured Virginia Tech survivors, chicks with broken bones, your birthday, honeybees, my handicapped guy in the wheelchair scary movie idea and more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:58 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/honeybee.mp3 The 29 injured Virginia Tech survivors, chicks with broken bones, your birthday, honeybees, my handicapped guy in the wheelchair scary movie idea and more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vtech.mp3 Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:25:54 GMT Comedy Virginia Tech, my underwear in the hotel safe, Rolo candy, her missing fingernail polish. Virginia Tech, my underwear in the hotel safe, Rolo candy, her missing fingernail polish. Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:43 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vtech.mp3 Virginia Tech, my underwear in the hotel safe, Rolo candy, her missing fingernail polish. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/milford.mp3 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:31:17 GMT Comedy The restraining order, the airport search, the big chick on the plane, Miriam, Podcamp. The restraining order, the airport search, the big chick on the plane, Miriam, Podcamp. Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:29 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/milford.mp3 The restraining order, the airport search, the big chick on the plane, Miriam, Podcamp. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pelt.mp3 Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:12:17 GMT Comedy My new FAA invention, her face peel, more Honda 70 troubles and lots more. My new FAA invention, her face peel, more Honda 70 troubles and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:12 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pelt.mp3 My new FAA invention, her face peel, more Honda 70 troubles and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/loafers.mp3 Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:11:17 GMT Comedy California Red Bud and someone ratted me out. California Red Bud and someone ratted me out. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:40 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/loafers.mp3 California Red Bud and someone ratted me out. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rod.mp3 Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:29:15 GMT Comedy I bought the Honda 70 at a flea market and I was going to impress her with my skills. I bought the Honda 70 at a flea market and I was going to impress her with my skills. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:23 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rod.mp3 I bought the Honda 70 at a flea market and I was going to impress her with my skills. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/keg.mp3 Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:09:15 GMT Comedy The electrocution in the Caddy, the self igniting fragrance releasing semen sock, the dog park, supermarket skin, hot wax, a new national registry, the bowling alley. The electrocution in the Caddy, the self igniting fragrance releasing semen sock, the dog park, supermarket skin, hot wax, a new national registry, the bowling alley. Norm Augustinus yes 00:58:57 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/keg.mp3 The electrocution in the Caddy, the self igniting fragrance releasing semen sock, the dog park, supermarket skin, hot wax, a new national registry, the bowling alley. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/radar.mp3 Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:13:15 GMT Comedy The supermarket, the pelican, the fair, world anthem, my corn cob invention, new semen sock model, chicks with broken legs. The supermarket, the pelican, the fair, world anthem, my corn cob invention, new semen sock model, chicks with broken legs. Norm Augustinus yes 00:56:31 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/radar.mp3 The supermarket, the pelican, the fair, world anthem, my corn cob invention, new semen sock model, chicks with broken legs. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fatpelican.mp3 Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:06:05 GMT Comedy Sometimes I hear my stepfather, toilet bowls, the coffin/casket idea, Quiznos, my sock invention, Walmart Easter baskets, the fat pelican. Sometimes I hear my stepfather, toilet bowls, the coffin/casket idea, Quiznos, my sock invention, Walmart Easter baskets, the fat pelican. Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:16 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fatpelican.mp3 Sometimes I hear my stepfather, toilet bowls, the coffin/casket idea, Quiznos, my sock invention, Walmart Easter baskets, the fat pelican. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/linsay.mp3 Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:36:33 GMT Comedy White teeth, the shopping cart incident, the atomic clock vibrator idea, the syringe, her toilet plunger handle and more. White teeth, the shopping cart incident, the atomic clock vibrator idea, the syringe, her toilet plunger handle and more. Norm Augustinus yes 00:58:45 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/linsay.mp3 White teeth, the shopping cart incident, the atomic clock vibrator idea, the syringe, her toilet plunger handle and more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/parking.mp3 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:06:43 GMT Comedy Parking lot fight, good schools, ice-skating, girls with broken legs, aspirins, fake box of chocolates, bowling, his answering machine. Parking lot fight, good schools, ice-skating, girls with broken legs, aspirins, fake box of chocolates, bowling, his answering machine. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:38 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/parking.mp3 Parking lot fight, good schools, ice-skating, girls with broken legs, aspirins, fake box of chocolates, bowling, his answering machine. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dogwatson.mp3 Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:25:46 GMT Comedy Vending machines for transients, combination book light/vaginal cameras, your cell phone ain't never gonna ring, gumball machines and poor Watson didn't have a chance. Vending machines for transients, combination book light/vaginal cameras, your cell phone ain't never gonna ring, gumball machines and poor Watson didn't have a chance. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:23 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dogwatson.mp3 Vending machines for transients, combination book light/vaginal cameras, your cell phone ain't never gonna ring, gumball machines and poor Watson didn't have a chance. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/perfume.mp3 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:10:30 GMT Comedy Her air raid siren, condoms and her Roomba robotic floor vacuum, free cocaine at the bank, educational vibrators, blue ice, my dinky, perform like a safecracker and lots more. Her air raid siren, condoms and her Roomba robotic floor vacuum, free cocaine at the bank, educational vibrators, blue ice, my dinky, perform like a safecracker and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 00:58:05 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/perfume.mp3 Her air raid siren, condoms and her Roomba robotic floor vacuum, free cocaine at the bank, educational vibrators, blue ice, my dinky, perform like a safecracker and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/morse.mp3 Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:41:30 GMT Comedy Grandma, Sleep Number 69, Morse Code, red pubes, the locked toilet tank at McDonald's and lots more. Grandma, Sleep Number 69, Morse Code, red pubes, the locked toilet tank at McDonald's and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:45 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/morse.mp3 Grandma, Sleep Number 69, Morse Code, red pubes, the locked toilet tank at McDonald's and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbubbles.mp3 Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:16:37 GMT Comedy Toilet training, India, the splits, Sadie's Portraits, the beach, the kite, her bubble machine. Toilet training, India, the splits, Sadie's Portraits, the beach, the kite, her bubble machine. Norm Augustinus yes 00:56:42 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbubbles.mp3 Toilet training, India, the splits, Sadie's Portraits, the beach, the kite, her bubble machine. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/drawer.mp3 Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:14:42 GMT Comedy Airport toilets, the arts and crafts store and the squirrel buried in the drawer. Airport toilets, the arts and crafts store and the squirrel buried in the drawer. Norm Augustinus yes 00:58:48 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/drawer.mp3 Airport toilets, the arts and crafts store and the squirrel buried in the drawer. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/insolence.mp3 Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:22:58 GMT Comedy Stanley Steemer, my door-to-door sales job, programmable panties and lots more. Stanley Steemer, my door-to-door sales job, programmable panties and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:14 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/insolence.mp3 Stanley Steemer, my door-to-door sales job, programmable panties and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vibchair.mp3 Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:12:19 GMT Comedy She's dead, her pants disintegrated, my pics in the pipes, vibrating chairs. She's dead, her pants disintegrated, my pics in the pipes, vibrating chairs. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:23 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vibchair.mp3 She's dead, her pants disintegrated, my pics in the pipes, vibrating chairs. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hertree.mp3 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:10:41 GMT Comedy Fossils, American Express, iPod Mattress Kit, Heelys, condoms in bookstores and her Xmas tree. Fossils, American Express, iPod Mattress Kit, Heelys, condoms in bookstores and her Xmas tree. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:04 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hertree.mp3 Fossils, American Express, iPod Mattress Kit, Heelys, condoms in bookstores and her Xmas tree. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cottonelle.mp3 Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:07:37 GMT Comedy Christmastime, Shim-Shin-Do, Starbucks, the metric system and more. Christmastime, Shim-Shin-Do, Starbucks, the metric system and more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:15 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cottonelle.mp3 Christmastime, Shim-Shin-Do, Starbucks, the metric system and more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mymeat.mp3 Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:51:26 GMT Comedy I asked the mall gift wrapper to wrap my meat and other tales. I asked the mall gift wrapper to wrap my meat and other tales. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:37 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mymeat.mp3 I asked the mall gift wrapper to wrap my meat and other tales. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hervideo.mp3 Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:02:30 GMT Comedy I don't like your friends, they questioned us and lots more. I don't like your friends, they questioned us and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:09 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hervideo.mp3 I don't like your friends, they questioned us and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/trunklove.mp3 Fri, 24 Nov 2006 23:42:04 GMT Comedy My new invention, love in my Cadillac trunk and more. My new invention, love in my Cadillac trunk and more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:16 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/trunklove.mp3 My new invention, love in my Cadillac trunk and more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/encare.mp3 Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:10:02 GMT Comedy A psychiatrist calls me, shoes, miniature golf, her septic tank and lots more. A psychiatrist calls me, shoes, miniature golf, her septic tank and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:32 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/encare.mp3 A psychiatrist calls me, shoes, miniature golf, her septic tank and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/electroboy.mp3 Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:23:51 GMT Comedy Tide to go, Electro Boy, the cassette tapes and lots more. Tide to go, Electro Boy, the cassette tapes and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:26 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/electroboy.mp3 Tide to go, Electro Boy, the cassette tapes and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hayride.mp3 Fri, 27 Oct 2006 21:59:00 GMT Comedy Carve the pumpkin correctly and you'll get action. Carve the pumpkin correctly and you'll get action. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:02 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hayride.mp3 Carve the pumpkin correctly and you'll get action. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/stains.mp3 Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:27:17 GMT Comedy The basement, Halloween and lots more. The basement, Halloween and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:47 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/stains.mp3 The basement, Halloween and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/furnace.mp3 Fri, 13 Oct 2006 19:57:37 GMT Comedy The last thing I saw before falling into the furnace. The last thing I saw before falling into the furnace. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:26 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/furnace.mp3 The last thing I saw before falling into the furnace. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/corndodger.mp3 Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:12:48 GMT Comedy She brought along beans and corn dodgers. She brought along beans and corn dodgers. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:25 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/corndodger.mp3 She brought along beans and corn dodgers. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ipodeulogy.mp3 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:04:48 GMT Comedy An exciting way to learn more about the recently departed. An exciting way to learn more about the recently departed. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:50 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ipodeulogy.mp3 An exciting way to learn more about the recently departed. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herfind.mp3 Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:30:00 GMT Comedy She found a diamond ring. She found a diamond ring. Norm Augustinus yes 00:57:38 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herfind.mp3 She found a diamond ring. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mcdonalds.mp3 Sat, 16 Sep 2006 20:15:42 GMT Comedy My new invention. My new invention. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:34 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mcdonalds.mp3 My new invention. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/downthere.mp3 Fri, 08 Sep 2006 21:26:50 GMT Comedy Everyone is making love in a small wooded area. Everyone is making love in a small wooded area. Norm Augustinus yes 00:57:24 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/downthere.mp3 Everyone is making love in a small wooded area. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/missAmerica.mp3 Wed, 18 Jan 2006 16:55:47 GMT Comedy The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties. The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties. Norm Augustinus no 01:06:45 comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/missAmerica.mp3 The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties.