http://www.normaugustinus.com Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:10:09 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss/ Handmade by Norm Augustinus en-us normaugustinus@gmail.com (Norm Augustinus) © 2012 Norm Augustinus/NormAugustinus.com Comedy http://normaugustinus.com/feedpic.jpg http://www.normaugustinus.com 100 100 Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Norm Augustinus yes Norm Augustinus normaugustinus@gmail.com http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/brotherisland.mp3 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:10:09 GMT Comedy Norm rambles on while using a wood chipper! Norm rambles on while using a wood chipper! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:08 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/brotherisland.mp3 Norm rambles on while using a wood chipper! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/om.mp3 Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:10:09 GMT Comedy My book, Spanish lessons, my front loader hips, hotdogs and much more! My book, Spanish lessons, my front loader hips, hotdogs and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:08 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/om.mp3 My book, Spanish lessons, my front loader hips, hotdogs and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thetank.mp3 Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:10:09 GMT Comedy An emergency at the Maldorf farm! An emergency at the Maldorf farm! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:06 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thetank.mp3 An emergency at the Maldorf farm! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cbchat.mp3 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:10:09 GMT Comedy The fence post holes, the penny and Mrs. Maldorf's sandwiches! The fence post holes, the penny and Mrs. Maldorf's sandwiches! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:49 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cbchat.mp3 The fence post holes, the penny and Mrs. Maldorf's sandwiches! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/coop.mp3 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:10:09 GMT Comedy The cat, the chicken coop and mountains of poop! The cat, the chicken coop and mountains of poop! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:02 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/coop.mp3 The cat, the chicken coop and mountains of poop! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pretzelking.mp3 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:02:09 GMT Comedy To the mall and then to the bowling alley all paid for by Mister Maldorf! To the mall and then to the bowling alley all paid for by Mister Maldorf! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:21 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pretzelking.mp3 To the mall and then to the bowling alley all paid for by Mister Maldorf! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cedarfalls.mp3 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:04:39 GMT Comedy Free Christmas trees, Cedar Falls and much more! Free Christmas trees, Cedar Falls and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cedarfalls.mp3 Free Christmas trees, Cedar Falls and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/silo.mp3 Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:04:39 GMT Comedy The woman I humped at the Dike, Iowa ultralight fly-in has died, the silo rats and much more! The woman I humped at the Dike, Iowa ultralight fly-in has died, the silo rats and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:15:09 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/silo.mp3 The woman I humped at the Dike, Iowa ultralight fly-in has died, the silo rats and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/clawtub.mp3 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 09:08:16 GMT Comedy In the tub on the second floor at the Maldorf farm in Dike, Iowa! In the tub on the second floor at the Maldorf farm in Dike, Iowa! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:12 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/clawtub.mp3 In the tub on the second floor at the Maldorf farm in Dike, Iowa! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cornbed.mp3 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy The Dike Iowa ultralight holiday fly in, chicken buttholes, the corn stalk bed and lots more! The Dike Iowa ultralight holiday fly in, chicken buttholes, the corn stalk bed and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:15:43 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cornbed.mp3 The Dike Iowa ultralight holiday fly in, chicken buttholes, the corn stalk bed and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbathtub.mp3 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy Turkey hunting and the girl I met at the Corn Rose Saloon! Turkey hunting and the girl I met at the Corn Rose Saloon! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:34 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbathtub.mp3 Turkey hunting and the girl I met at the Corn Rose Saloon! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/poachers.mp3 Sun, 06 Nov 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy Poachers on the Maldorf farm, tree stands, chemical toilets, underground tunnels and lots more! Poachers on the Maldorf farm, tree stands, chemical toilets, underground tunnels and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:15 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/poachers.mp3 Poachers on the Maldorf farm, tree stands, chemical toilets, underground tunnels and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beanbag.mp3 Sun, 30 Oct 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy Her 800 pound pumpkin, barbells, Corn Rose and lots more! Her 800 pound pumpkin, barbells, Corn Rose and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:05 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beanbag.mp3 Her 800 pound pumpkin, barbells, Corn Rose and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wilfred.mp3 Sun, 23 Oct 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy Palma's Deli and Market, the phone call, H.G. Maldorf, the Autumn Harvest Dance and much more! Palma's Deli and Market, the phone call, H.G. Maldorf, the Autumn Harvest Dance and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:05 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wilfred.mp3 Palma's Deli and Market, the phone call, H.G. Maldorf, the Autumn Harvest Dance and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dike.mp3 Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy The wheel incident, Dike Iowa, the Challenger 670 Combine and much more! The wheel incident, Dike Iowa, the Challenger 670 Combine and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dike.mp3 The wheel incident, Dike Iowa, the Challenger 670 Combine and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/treehouse.mp3 Sun, 09 Oct 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy The treehouse, Pilot Travel Centers and more! The treehouse, Pilot Travel Centers and more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:27 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/treehouse.mp3 The treehouse, Pilot Travel Centers and more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/georgia.mp3 Mon, 30 Sep 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy The blonde clerk at the desk, the whorehouse in Georgia and lots more! The blonde clerk at the desk, the whorehouse in Georgia and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:17 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/georgia.mp3 The blonde clerk at the desk, the whorehouse in Georgia and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pumphoney.mp3 Mon, 22 Sep 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy My Caddy needs gallons of freakin' pump honey, learned lessons and much more! My Caddy needs gallons of freakin' pump honey, learned lessons and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pumphoney.mp3 My Caddy needs gallons of freakin' pump honey, learned lessons and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ionball.mp3 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:46:12 GMT Comedy I poop my pants on the FSU campus and much more! I poop my pants on the FSU campus and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:56 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ionball.mp3 I poop my pants on the FSU campus and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whifee.mp3 Mon, 05 Sep 2011 18:46:12 GMT Comedy I sold my house to go to a job that isn't there, the KOA, Zipper Pocket and much more! I sold my house to go to a job that isn't there, the KOA, Zipper Pocket and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:53 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whifee.mp3 I sold my house to go to a job that isn't there, the KOA, Zipper Pocket and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/burlapbag.mp3 Fri, 26 Aug 2011 18:46:12 GMT Comedy My helium balloons, the fire ants, rags in my yard, I found a big bag of panties, the Salvation Army shoes and lots more! My helium balloons, the fire ants, rags in my yard, I found a big bag of panties, the Salvation Army shoes and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:27:20 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/burlapbag.mp3 My helium balloons, the fire ants, rags in my yard, I found a big bag of panties, the Salvation Army shoes and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dbag.mp3 Fri, 19 Aug 2011 07:46:12 GMT Comedy My running sexual stump incident, the smoke that came from my metal detector, my Playtex brassiere scam, the hidden agendas of TV commercials and much more! My running sexual stump incident, the smoke that came from my metal detector, my Playtex brassiere scam, the hidden agendas of TV commercials and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:19:09 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dbag.mp3 My running sexual stump incident, the smoke that came from my metal detector, my Playtex brassiere scam, the hidden agendas of TV commercials and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mayday.mp3 Fri, 12 Aug 2011 07:10:12 GMT Comedy The Motorola walkie-talkie, I unearthed some dead chicks eyelash curler, my groovy song and lots more! The Motorola walkie-talkie, I unearthed some dead chicks eyelash curler, my groovy song and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:23 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mayday.mp3 The Motorola walkie-talkie, I unearthed some dead chicks eyelash curler, my groovy song and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/luge.mp3 Fri, 05 Aug 2011 11:18:12 GMT Comedy She asked to mow my lawn and the real story behind Elmer's Glue! She asked to mow my lawn and the real story behind Elmer's Glue! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:04 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/luge.mp3 She asked to mow my lawn and the real story behind Elmer's Glue! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/taffy.mp3 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 23:36:12 GMT Comedy I work as an eager volunteer at Taffy Days! I work as an eager volunteer at Taffy Days! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:04 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/taffy.mp3 I work as an eager volunteer at Taffy Days! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tictoc.mp3 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:36:12 GMT Comedy Walmart at two in the morning and the buyer wanted a firm mattress for his trial overnight sleepover at my house and lots more! Walmart at two in the morning and the buyer wanted a firm mattress for his trial overnight sleepover and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:13 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tictoc.mp3 Walmart at two in the morning and the buyer wanted a firm mattress for his trial overnight sleepover and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/forsale.mp3 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 08:23:12 GMT Comedy The oddballs that come to view my house, the Realtors, the cleaning that never ends, the granite countertops, the top of the line Badger insinkerator and lots more! The oddballs that come to view my house, the Realtors, the cleaning that never ends, the granite countertops, the top of the line Badger insinkerator and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:58 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/forsale.mp3 The oddballs that come to view my house, the Realtors, the cleaning that never ends, the granite countertops, the top of the line Badger insinkerator and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dodger.mp3 Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:13:12 GMT Comedy The panties that dropped in my lap, the K-Tire, Benjamin the cat and the car fire behind Bert's World Famous Bologna House and much more! The panties that dropped in my lap, the K-Tire, Benjamin the cat and the car fire behind Bert's World Famous Bologna House and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:17 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dodger.mp3 The panties that dropped in my lap, the K-Tire, Benjamin the cat and the car fire behind Bert's World Famous Bologna House and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/generalstore.mp3 Fri, 01 Jul 2011 08:15:12 GMT Comedy I buy an old map and head over to the Apalachicola National Forest to find buried treasure but I walk into Jo-Wills General Store on Highway 23 instead! I buy an old map and head over to the Apalachicola National Forest to find buried treasure but I walk into Jo-Wills General Store on Highway 23 instead! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:12 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/generalstore.mp3 I buy an old map and head over to the Apalachicola National Forest to find buried treasure but I walk into Jo-Wills General Store on Highway 23 instead! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tuckswipes.mp3 Fri, 24 Jun 2011 21:47:12 GMT Comedy My vintage Cadillac and the automobile storage lot in Tampa and Jerome said that's what Tucks medicated wipes are used for! My vintage Cadillac and the automobile storage lot in Tampa and Jerome said that's what Tucks medicated wipes are used for! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:01 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tuckswipes.mp3 My vintage Cadillac and the automobile storage lot in Tampa and Jerome said that's what Tucks medicated wipes are used for! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/blackie.mp3 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 07:09:02 GMT Comedy Hear the mind blowing actual speech I gave at the 140 Characters Conference in New York City and much, much more! You gotta hear it! Hear the mind blowing actual speech I gave at the 140 Characters Conference in New York City and much, much more! You gotta hear it! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:55 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/blackie.mp3 Hear the mind blowing actual speech I gave at the 140 Characters Conference in New York City and much, much more! You gotta hear it! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beachhole.mp3 Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:18:48 GMT Comedy I pump my Realtor and a potential buyer of my home at the same time while their brassieres swing from a ceiling fan. Learn from me. Recorded in a supermarket lot! I pump my Realtor and a potential buyer of my home at the same time while their brassieres swing from a ceiling fan. Learn from me. Recorded in a supermarket lot! Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beachhole.mp3 I pump my Realtor and a potential buyer of my home at the same time while their brassieres swing from a ceiling fan. Learn from me. Recorded in a supermarket lot! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sweetsixteen.mp3 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 18:17:12 GMT Comedy I pump my Realtor another seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded in the parking lot at 7-Eleven! I pump my Realtor another seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded in the parking lot at 7-Eleven! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:25 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sweetsixteen.mp3 I pump my Realtor seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded in the parking lot at 7-Eleven! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theroad.mp3 Fri, 27 May 2011 07:07:05 GMT Comedy I pump my Realtor seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded on the drive back from New York City! I pump my Realtor seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded on the drive back from New York City! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:16 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theroad.mp3 I pump my Realtor seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded on the drive back from New York City! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/myrealtor.mp3 Fri, 20 May 2011 07:06:01 GMT Comedy At the Walmart in the fitting room at two in the morning, my Realtor, for a modest fee I can redo the bathroom in your house and turn your toilet into an authentic Porta-John and lots more! At the Walmart in the fitting room at two in the morning, my Realtor, for a modest fee I can redo the bathroom in your house and turn your toilet into an authentic Porta-John and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:34 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/myrealtor.mp3 At the Walmart in the fitting room at two in the morning, my Realtor, for a modest fee I can redo the bathroom in your house and turn your toilet into an authentic Porta-John and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carpetman.mp3 Fri, 13 May 2011 21:35:19 GMT Comedy She owns a three story house on Gasparilla Island and she asked me to help her tear out the old carpet and pad. She owns a three story house on Gasparilla Island and she asked me to help her tear out the old carpet and pad. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carpetman.mp3 She owns a three story house on Gasparilla Island and she asked me to help her tear out the old carpet and pad. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/spic.mp3 Fri, 06 May 2011 07:11:19 GMT Comedy The bed guys, the history of the microphone, wall insulation, Spock, La-Z-Boy chairs and lots more! The bed guys, the history of the microphone, wall insulation, Spock, La-Z-Boy chairs and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:14 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/spic.mp3 The bed guys, the history of the microphone, wall insulation, Spock, La-Z-Boy chairs and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boxspring.mp3 Fri, 29 Apr 2011 08:08:46 GMT Comedy Chicks with broken bones, Norm's sex toy recycling depot, I'm a volunteer worker at the North American Bird House Association and lots more! Chicks with broken bones, Norm's sex toy recycling depot, I'm a volunteer worker at the North American Bird House Association and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:15:08 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boxspring.mp3 Chicks with broken bones, Norm's sex toy recycling depot, I'm a volunteer worker at the North American Bird House Association and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/masonjar.mp3 Fri, 22 Apr 2011 07:15:05 GMT Comedy Fannie Mae chocolates, Grow Monsters, Roller Bowl and the Mason jar, the hitchhiker and her Rachel Ray skillet, 700 one dollar bills in a cardboard box and lots more! Fannie Mae chocolates, Grow Monsters, Roller Bowl and the Mason jar, the hitchhiker and her Rachel Ray skillet, 700 one dollar bills in a cardboard box and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:01 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/masonjar.mp3 Fannie Mae chocolates, Grow Monsters, Roller Bowl and the Mason jar, the hitchhiker and her Rachel Ray skillet, 700 one dollar bills in a cardboard box and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/friedeggs.mp3 Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:54:05 GMT Comedy My transparent tree stump idea, the vent in the ceiling above the toilet, my sexy syringe glitter system, 125 poop logs in a passenger plane at 30,000 feet, make sculptures from TSA pat-downs and much more! My transparent tree stump idea, the vent in the ceiling above the toilet, my sexy syringe glitter system, 125 poop logs in a passenger plane at 30,000 feet, make sculptures from TSA pat-downs and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:05 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/friedeggs.mp3 My transparent tree stump idea, the vent in the ceiling above the toilet, my sexy syringe glitter system, 125 poop logs in a passenger plane at 30,000 feet, make sculptures from TSA pat-downs and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/nailfile.mp3 Fri, 08 Apr 2011 07:08:05 GMT Comedy Women of color, when an animal dies, metal detecting in Frostproof Florida, a poem, my horizontal Estes rocket launch fiasco and much more! Women of color, when an animal dies, metal detecting in Frostproof Florida, a poem, my horizontal Estes rocket launch fiasco and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:17 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/nailfile.mp3 Women of color, when an animal dies, metal detecting in Frostproof Florida, a poem, my horizontal Estes rocket launch fiasco and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dstore.mp3 Fri, 01 Apr 2011 23:44:00 GMT Comedy The dollar store gifts to myself, the movies and her panties, the department store restroom and much more! The dollar store gifts to myself, the movies and her panties, the department store restroom and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:20 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dstore.mp3 The dollar store gifts to myself, the movies and her panties, the department store restroom and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cumgas.mp3 Fri, 25 Mar 2011 08:00:48 GMT Comedy The family restroom and her handicapped kid, Lick and Crunch, Chicks with Broken Bones, the antenna went in my eye, Clearwater Beach and the rogue wooden leg, stagecoach era women and what it must have been like and lots more! The family restroom and her handicapped kid, Lick and Crunch, Chicks with Broken Bones, the antenna went in my eye, Clearwater Beach and the rogue wooden leg, stagecoach era women and what it must have been like and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:17:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cumgas.mp3 The family restroom and her handicapped kid, Lick and Crunch, Chicks with Broken Bones, the antenna went in my eye, Clearwater Beach and the rogue wooden leg, stagecoach era women and what it must have been like and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/iodide.mp3 Fri, 18 Mar 2011 07:27:53 GMT Comedy My shopping mall social experiments, my vending machine that makes amazing glass vibrators from ordinary beach sand, my Swimline remote control toy submarine, the Digi Corporation wiener ring, urine absorbing beads and much more! My shopping mall social experiments, my vending machine that makes amazing glass vibrators from ordinary beach sand, my Swimline remote control toy submarine, the Digi Corportaion wiener ring that I couldn't get batteries for, urine absorbing beads and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:43 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/iodide.mp3 My shopping mall social experiments, my vending machine that makes amazing glass vibrators from ordinary beach sand, my Swimline remote control toy submarine, the Digi Corporation wiener ring that I couldn't get batteries for, urine absorbing beads and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/digicorp.mp3 Fri, 11 Mar 2011 09:17:39 GMT Comedy The Bald Eagle egg felt real good, the subterranean pleasure machines at Clearwater Beach, she'll think she's making love to a Vampire, my Digi Corporation pleasure ring, my underwater VLF pussy come gun and much more! The Bald Eagle egg felt real good, the subterranean pleasure machines at Clearwater Beach, she'll think she's making love to a Vampire, my Digi Corporation pleasure ring, my underwater VLF pussy come gun and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 4223 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/digicorp.mp3 The Bald Eagle egg felt real good, the subterranean pleasure machines at Clearwater Beach, she'll think she's making love to a Vampire, my Digi Corporation pleasure ring, my underwater VLF pussy come gun and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snork.mp3 Sat, 05 Mar 2011 15:58:27 GMT Comedy The snorkel incident, Zia Ashby, the frantic call I got from a neighbor telling me her husband was dead, my grandmothers friend went through the windshield of a 1968 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron and much more! The snorkel incident, Zia Ashby, the frantic call I got from a neighbor telling me her husband was dead, my grandmothers friend went through the windshield of a 1968 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 4624 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snork.mp3 The snorkel incident, Zia Ashby, the frantic call I got from a neighbor telling me her husband was dead, my grandmothers friend went through the windshield of a 1968 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/campervan.mp3 Fri, 25 Feb 2011 09:18:27 GMT Comedy Sand, food coloring and a hairnet, Zia Ashby and my vinyl raft atop Sun Moon Lake, chicks with broken bones, fun facts, vaginal burstings recorded for only a thousand dollars, walnut shells and the return of the dojo blindfold match! Sand, food coloring and a hairnet, Zia Ashby and my vinyl raft atop Sun Moon Lake, chicks with broken bones, fun facts, vaginal burstings recorded for only a thousand dollars, walnut shells and the return of the dojo blindfold match! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:49 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/campervan.mp3 Sand, food coloring and a hairnet, Zia Ashby and my vinyl raft atop Sun Moon Lake, chicks with broken bones, fun facts, vaginal burstings recorded for only a thousand dollars, walnut shells and the return of the dojo blindfold match! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whitebelt.mp3 Fri, 18 Feb 2011 11:25:27 GMT Comedy The Victorian Era wooden bowling ball, I bought 125 human teeth off Craigslist, the sex toy I thought was a bald voyeur, No maxi pads allowed in the dojo, a match between two blindfolded women and much more! The Victorian Era wooden bowling ball, I bought 125 human teeth off Craigslist, the sex toy I thought was a bald voyeur, No maxi pads allowed in the dojo, a match between two blindfolded women and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:17:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whitebelt.mp3 The Victorian Era wooden bowling ball, I bought 125 human teeth off Craigslist, the sex toy I thought was a bald voyeur, No maxi pads allowed in the dojo, a match between two blindfolded women and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/comebrick.mp3 Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:07:27 GMT Comedy Make big money manufacturing all natural door stops, Scotch tape and hair, the Burlington Coat Factory girl and her Afro razor blade dancers, paper mache oil pan drain plugs, mall hurricane machines and much more! Make big money manufacturing all natural door stops, Scotch tape and hair, the Burlington Coat Factory girl and her Afro razor blade dancers, paper mache oil pan drain plugs, mall hurricane machines and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/comebrick.mp3 Make big money manufacturing all natural door stops, Scotch tape and hair, the Burlington Coat Factory girl and her Afro razor blade dancers, paper mache oil pan drain plugs, mall hurricane machines and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/toad.mp3 Fri, 04 Feb 2011 08:06:27 GMT Comedy Redbox, she tore the sleeves off the coat I bought her, Walmart and the oil pan drain plug I lost, the old surfboard and my romantic beach interlude, the hurricane machine at the mall and much more! Redbox, she tore the sleeves off the coat I bought her, Walmart and the oil pan drain plug I lost, the old surfboard and my romantic beach interlude, the hurricane machine at the mall and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:15:07 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/toad.mp3 Redbox, she tore the sleeves off the coat I bought her, Walmart and the oil pan drain plug I lost, the old surfboard and my romantic beach interlude, the hurricane machine at the mall and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/emapeel.mp3 Fri, 28 Jan 2011 08:16:18 GMT Comedy My Etch A Sketch contraption, the SX-70 incident, my helium balloon semen transport went up in flames, the high gloss twelve pound jet black bowling ball she didn't want, the girl in the tiny trailer and much more! My Etch A Sketch contraption, the SX-70 incident, my helium balloon semen transport went up in flames, the high gloss twelve pound jet black bowling ball she didn't want, the girl in the tiny trailer and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:43 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/emapeel.mp3 My Etch A Sketch contraption, the SX-70 incident, my helium balloon semen transport went up in flames, the high gloss twelve pound jet black bowling ball she didn't want, the girl in the tiny trailer and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/slocum.mp3 Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:14:18 GMT Comedy The girl at the beach, my radio controlled Mac-10 movie/novel idea, my super improved Dixie cup Apple app contraption, the layaway department at Kmart, the dropped ball at the bowling alley, atop the tree stump and much more! The girl at the beach, my radio controlled Mac-10 movie/novel idea, my super improved Dixie cup Apple app contraption, the layaway department at Kmart, the dropped ball at the bowling alley, atop the tree stump and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:48 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/slocum.mp3 The girl at the beach, my radio controlled Mac-10 movie/novel idea, my super improved Dixie cup Apple app contraption, the layaway department at Kmart, the dropped ball at the bowling alley, atop the tree stump and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/roundlake.mp3 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:43:12 GMT Comedy I rented ice fishing shanty R-72 and I was told to check out the hoedown happening in shanty R-51! Recorded live on tape atop frozen Round Lake in Big Rapids, Michigan! I rented ice fishing shanty R-72 and I was told to check out the hoedown happening in shanty R-51! Recorded live on tape atop frozen Round Lake in Big Rapids, Michigan! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/roundlake.mp3 I rented ice fishing shanty R-72 and I was told to check out the hoedown happening in shanty R-51! Recorded live on tape atop frozen Round Lake in Big Rapids, Michigan! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sandpaper.mp3 Fri, 07 Jan 2011 08:17:12 GMT Comedy Flip book style Christmas trees, my much improved playground slide, McDonald's PlayPlace, the oatmeal container, the chick I met in the Walmart parking lot at three in the morning and much more! Get women using my full size flip book style Christmas tree, the needs of the chick verses the needs of a dude, my much improved Catholic school playground slide, McDonald's PlayPlace and nitrous oxide, digital storage keychain photo album and the oatmeal container, the chick I met in the Walmart parking lot at three in the morning and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:19:06 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sandpaper.mp3 Flip book style Christmas trees, my much improved playground slide, McDonald's PlayPlace, the oatmeal container, the chick I met in the Walmart parking lot at three in the morning and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/marcie.mp3 Fri, 24 Dec 2010 18:53:07 GMT Comedy Christmas caroling with a registered nurse in Buffalo, New York! Christmas caroling with a registered nurse in Buffalo, New York! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:51 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/marcie.mp3 Christmas caroling with a registered nurse in Buffalo, New York! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rumhead.mp3 Fri, 17 Dec 2010 08:08:07 GMT Comedy The bait shop ice incident, my latex sniffer gadget, chicks with broken bones, my Walmart layaway department findings, proven methods that will get you truckloads of chicks at Christmastime, recordable Hallmark greeting cards and much more! The bait shop ice incident, my latex sniffer gadget, chicks with broken bones, my Walmart layaway department findings, proven methods that will get you truckloads of chicks at Christmastime, recordable Hallmark greeting cards and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:01 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rumhead.mp3 The bait shop ice incident, my latex sniffer gadget, chicks with broken bones, my Walmart layaway department findings, proven methods that will get you truckloads of chicks at Christmastime, recordable Hallmark greeting cards and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/candycane.mp3 Fri, 10 Dec 2010 08:11:20 GMT Comedy The stump that collapsed, proven chick getting ideas at Christmastime, the recordable Hallmark Christmas cards at Walmart, the helium balloons, the Dixie cups and my holiday load, my highly trained angry Christmas tree ornaments and much more! The stump that collapsed, proven chick getting ideas at Christmastime, the recordable Hallmark Christmas cards at Walmart, the helium balloons, the Dixie cups and my holiday load, my highly trained angry Christmas tree ornaments and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/candycane.mp3 The stump that collapsed, proven chick getting ideas at Christmastime, the recordable Hallmark Christmas cards at Walmart, the helium balloons, the Dixie cups and my holiday load, my highly trained angry Christmas tree ornaments and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wetdryvac.mp3 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 08:17:20 GMT Comedy Get chicks with Norm's fun Christmastime ideas, my grandmother, Hitler, Goebbels, Mister Trulik and the ruined carpet, spray curare on the needles of your Christmas tree and get truckloads of chicks, my strobe light idea and lots more! Get chicks with Norm's fun Christmastime ideas, my grandmother, Hitler, Goebbels, Mister Trulik and the ruined carpet, spray curare on the needles of your Christmas tree and get truckloads of chicks, my strobe light idea and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:36 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wetdryvac.mp3 Get chicks with Norm's fun Christmastime ideas, my grandmother, Hitler, Goebbels, Mister Trulik and the ruined carpet, spray curare on the needles of your Christmas tree and get truckloads of chicks, my strobe light idea and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carrot.mp3 Fri, 19 Nov 2010 08:11:04 GMT Comedy The 35 foot trail of poop, Theodore Rhinal's Vinyl, the Triple W horseback riding ranch and her plaster neck cast, free turkey at McDonald's, Thanksgiving ideas that'll get you truckloads of chicks and much more! The 35 foot trail of poop, Theodore Rhinal's Vinyl, the Triple W horseback riding ranch and her plaster neck cast, free turkey at McDonald's, Thanksgiving ideas that'll get you truckloads of chicks and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:45 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carrot.mp3 The 35 foot trail of poop, Theodore Rhinal's Vinyl, the Triple W horseback riding ranch and her plaster neck cast, free turkey at McDonald's, Thanksgiving ideas that'll get you truckloads of chicks and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fatty.mp3 Fri, 12 Nov 2010 09:50:04 GMT Comedy My air bag deployment idea, her plugged drain, another digital keychain photo album shoot, the big helium float that explodes out from the Thanksgiving day turkey, get holiday action with my unique ideas and much more! My air bag deployment idea, her plugged drain, another digital keychain photo album shoot, the big helium float that explodes out from the Thanksgiving day turkey, get holiday action with my unique ideas and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:48 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fatty.mp3 My air bag deployment idea, her plugged drain, another digital keychain photo album shoot, the big helium float that explodes out from the Thanksgiving day turkey, get holiday action with my unique ideas and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dodgevan.mp3 Fri, 05 Nov 2010 07:37:33 GMT Comedy The abandoned bowling alley incident that nearly finished me, get chicks guaranteed with my rigged turkey ideas, my postage stamp size kite that women can't resist, the lady in the spooky 1975 Dodge van and much more! The abandoned bowling alley incident that nearly finished me, get chicks guaranteed with my rigged turkey ideas, my postage stamp size kite that women can't resist, the lady in the spooky 1975 Dodge van and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dodgevan.mp3 The abandoned bowling alley incident that nearly finished me, get chicks guaranteed with my rigged turkey ideas, my postage stamp size kite that women can't resist, the lady in the spooky 1975 Dodge van and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lovedoll.mp3 Fri, 29 Oct 2010 07:16:33 GMT Comedy Concrete kick proof pumpkins, bobbing for apples, where to dump your Halloween party guests when they're unconscious, my last week working as a volunteer ghost at a haunted house and much more! Concrete kick proof pumpkins, bobbing for apples, where to dump your Halloween party guests when they're unconscious, my last week working as a volunteer ghost at a haunted house and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:55 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lovedoll.mp3 Concrete kick proof pumpkins, bobbing for apples, where to dump your Halloween party guests when they're unconscious, my last week working as a volunteer ghost at a haunted house and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bruisemaker.mp3 Fri, 22 Oct 2010 07:05:13 GMT Comedy The bruise making machine, the first thing I ask a chick, my amazing slide glue, soiled panties on airplanes, my ATM idea, another photo for my digital keychain and I'm a volunteer at a popular haunted house near my home! The bruise making machine, the first thing I ask a chick, my amazing slide glue, soiled panties on airplanes, my ATM idea, another photo for my digital keychain and I'm a volunteer at a popular haunted house near my home! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:29 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bruisemaker.mp3 The bruise making machine, the first thing I ask a chick, my amazing slide glue, soiled panties on airplanes, my ATM idea, another photo for my digital keychain and I'm a volunteer at a popular haunted house near my home! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/knockout.mp3 Fri, 15 Oct 2010 07:06:14 GMT Comedy The outhouse, the Tampa dope buy, digital photo albums, my reworked ATM idea, what I unearthed while metal detecting, the hitchhiker I picked up and lots more! The outhouse, the Tampa dope buy, digital photo albums, my reworked ATM idea, what I unearthed while metal detecting, the hitchhiker I picked up and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:48 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/knockout.mp3 The outhouse, the Tampa dope buy, digital photo albums, my reworked ATM idea, what I unearthed while metal detecting, the hitchhiker I picked up and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beartrap.mp3 Fri, 08 Oct 2010 07:06:46 GMT Comedy The bear trap, the eagle nest, the smoking chick stuffed in the chimney, my cassette baby and manure filled diapers, all chicks eventually undergo The Gash Dilemma, automated teller machines, rigged pogo sticks and much more! The bear trap, the eagle nest, the smoking chick stuffed in the chimney, my cassette baby and manure filled diapers, all chicks eventually undergo The Gash Dilemma, automated teller machines, rigged pogo sticks and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:09 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beartrap.mp3 The bear trap, the eagle nest, the smoking chick stuffed in the chimney, my cassette baby and manure filled diapers, all chicks eventually undergo The Gash Dilemma, automated teller machines, rigged pogo sticks and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/comehard.mp3 Fri, 01 Oct 2010 07:10:04 GMT Comedy My dinky in a bottle, get free merchandise from Walmart, give me 12 periods a year or die, pogo sticks and bed springs, my Barnes and Noble book author scam that will get you chicks, the Fishing Machine and lots more! My dinky in a bottle, get free merchandise from Walmart, give me 12 periods a year or die, pogo sticks and bed springs, my Barnes and Noble book author scam that will get you chicks, the Fishing Machine and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:57 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/comehard.mp3 My dinky in a bottle, get free merchandise from Walmart, give me 12 periods a year or die, pogo sticks and bed springs, my Barnes and Noble book author scam that will get you chicks, the Fishing Machine and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/zamboni.mp3 Fri, 24 Sep 2010 07:28:48 GMT Comedy Four periods a year instead of twelve, my digital storage keychain photos, pom-poms, helium balloons and Dixie cups, get chicks using my guaranteed movie idea and how to embed naked images of yourself into the ice of your local ice skating rink! Four periods a year instead of twelve, my digital storage keychain photos, the reality of pom-poms, helium balloons and Dixie cups, get chicks using my guaranteed movie idea and how to embed naked images of yourself into the ice of your local ice skating rink! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:26 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/zamboni.mp3 Four periods a year instead of twelve, my digital storage keychain photos, pom-poms, helium balloons and Dixie cups, get chicks using my guaranteed movie idea and how to embed naked images of yourself into the ice of your local ice skating rink! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/haulover.mp3 Fri, 17 Sep 2010 07:33:08 GMT Comedy My fingernails have fallen off, the Totino's rubber diaphragm pizza, my toilet bowl scanner idea, the pumpkin injection ploy and its guaranteed big payoff, the canvas tent, the cigar box was filled with Big Bud, my night hump and Haulover Park! My fingernails have fallen off, the Totino's rubber diaphragm pizza, my toilet bowl scanner idea, the pumpkin injection ploy and its guaranteed big payoff, the canvas tent, the cigar box was filled with Big Bud, my night hump and Haulover Park! Norm Augustinus yes 01:15:28 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/haulover.mp3 My fingernails have fallen off, the Totino's rubber diaphragm pizza, my toilet bowl scanner idea, the pumpkin injection ploy and its guaranteed big payoff, the canvas tent, the cigar box was filled with Big Bud, my night hump and Haulover Park! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dinkisland.mp3 Fri, 10 Sep 2010 07:48:39 GMT Comedy The ring I lost and gained, my rotting middle finger, my toilet invention, the starfish and her hair, my acre of specially altered pumpkins, my sex toys made out of ocean salt and my shopping cart system! The ring I lost and the ring I gained, my rotting middle finger (and the nail came off, too), my toilet invention, the starfish and her hair while we were under the pier, my acre of specially altered pumpkins, my sex toys made out of ocean salt and my shopping cart system that will get you all the chicks you could ever hope for! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dinkisland.mp3 The ring I lost and the ring I gained, my rotting middle finger (and the nail came off, too), my toilet invention, the starfish and her hair while we were under the pier, my acre of specially altered pumpkins, my sex toys made out of ocean salt and my shopping cart system that will get you all the chicks you could ever hope for! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/steeple.mp3 Fri, 03 Sep 2010 07:21:39 GMT Comedy McDonald's PlayPlace, the surprise underwater steeple maneuver, rock paper scissors, the nineteen dollar wheelchair trick, the dolphin and the colostomy bag, fake flip flops, imitation panties, my portable solar powered beach outhouse and much more! McDonald's PlayPlace, the surprise underwater steeple maneuver, rock paper scissors, the nineteen dollar wheelchair trick, the dolphin and the colostomy bag, fake flip flops, imitation panties, my portable solar powered beach outhouse and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:50 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/steeple.mp3 McDonald's PlayPlace, the surprise underwater steeple maneuver, rock paper scissors, the nineteen dollar wheelchair trick, the dolphin and the colostomy bag, fake flip flops, imitation panties, my portable solar powered beach outhouse and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snowstorm.mp3 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:21:09 GMT Comedy You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on. You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snowstorm.mp3 You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theoven.mp3 Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:10:25 GMT Comedy Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly! Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:57 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theoven.mp3 Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/isabella.mp3 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:35:25 GMT Comedy Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more! Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:50 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/isabella.mp3 Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kidney.mp3 Fri, 06 Aug 2010 07:45:25 GMT Comedy His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms, breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation! His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms near the stream alongside the tree stump, try breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:17 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kidney.mp3 His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms near the stream alongside the tree stump, try breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/winfield.mp3 Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:44:25 GMT Comedy I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars! I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/winfield.mp3 I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dojo.mp3 Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:24:25 GMT Comedy My hotel/motel smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her turtle and much more! My hotel/motel super heavy lead smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival and the bottle of cherry wine, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her painted turtle and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dojo.mp3 My hotel/motel super heavy lead smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival and the bottle of cherry wine, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her painted turtle and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotdogs.mp3 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:01:05 GMT Comedy I make an emergency trip to Miami. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself. I make an emergency trip to the house of my grandmother and on the way to Miami I'm thrown one situation after another. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:27 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotdogs.mp3 I make an emergency trip to the house of my grandmother and on the way to Miami I'm thrown one situation after another. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ramher.mp3 Fri, 09 Jul 2010 08:26:55 GMT Comedy How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more! How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ramher.mp3 How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rocket.mp3 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:26:55 GMT Comedy The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more! The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rocket.mp3 The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sexhouse.mp3 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:26:55 GMT Comedy Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE! Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sexhouse.mp3 Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bubbles.mp3 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:22:55 GMT Comedy The real oil spill we should be concerned about, Bandit dug his own grave, air bubbles in the tub, emergency panties, my soundproof tent idea continued, cadavers and lots more! The real oil spill we should be concerned about, Bandit dug his own grave, air bubbles in the tub, emergency panties, my soundproof tent idea continued, cadavers and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bubbles.mp3 The real oil spill we should be concerned about, Bandit dug his own grave, air bubbles in the tub, emergency panties, my soundproof tent idea continued, cadavers and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/debbie.mp3 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:16:00 GMT Comedy Walmart Kaleidoscopes, I dumped Bandit in a trailer park, my improved soundproof tent idea with photographs, sons or daughters, the enema I require of you and lots more! Walmart Kaleidoscopes, I dumped Bandit in a trailer park, my improved soundproof tent idea with photographs, sons or daughters, the enema I require of you and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:19 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/debbie.mp3 Walmart Kaleidoscopes, I dumped Bandit in a trailer park, my improved soundproof tent idea with photographs, sons or daughters, the enema I require of you and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boatoar.mp3 Fri, 04 Jun 2010 08:16:00 GMT Comedy Out of focus cosmetic television commercials, I shoot out three more iPad screens, her second floor window air conditioner, soundproof tents and lots more! Out of focus cosmetic television commercials, I shoot out three more iPad screens, her second floor window air conditioner, soundproof tents and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boatoar.mp3 Out of focus cosmetic television commercials, I shoot out three more iPad screens, her second floor window air conditioner, soundproof tents and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kitefishing.mp3 Fri, 28 May 2010 08:24:13 GMT Comedy Kite fishing, my helium balloon idea, my backup plan floor mat strategy, hotel math, my new stage act and info about the talented chick I'm working with, my Memorial Day holiday barbecue and lots more! Kite fishing, my much improved helium balloon idea, my backup plan floor mat strategy, hotel math with regards to its occupants, my new stage act and info about the talented chick I'm working with, my Memorial Day holiday barbecue scam guaranteed to net you truckloads of women and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:31 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kitefishing.mp3 Kite fishing, my much improved helium balloon idea, my backup plan floor mat strategy, hotel math with regards to its occupants, my new stage act and info about the talented chick I'm working with, my Memorial Day holiday barbecue scam guaranteed to net you truckloads of women and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ropeswing.mp3 Fri, 21 May 2010 08:19:13 GMT Comedy Mister Sandman for under twenty bucks, my inflatable beach ball head appliance, I shot out three more iPad screens using my BB gun pistol with silencer, my Crisco oil invention and much more! Mister Sandman for under twenty bucks, my inflatable beach ball head appliance, I shot out three more iPad screens using my BB gun pistol with silencer, my Crisco oil invention and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:24 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ropeswing.mp3 Mister Sandman for under twenty bucks, my inflatable beach ball head appliance, I shot out three more iPad screens using my BB gun pistol with silencer, my Crisco oil invention and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gboots.mp3 Fri, 14 May 2010 08:30:13 GMT Comedy Two women at a Laundromat, one woman at an outdoor tanning salon, my iPad handle idea, the human experience vending machine, my very low frequency (VLF) metal detector and lots more! Two women at a Laundromat, one woman at an outdoor tanning salon, my iPad handle idea, the human experience vending machine, my very low frequency (VLF) metal detector and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:28 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gboots.mp3 Two women at a Laundromat, one woman at an outdoor tanning salon, my iPad handle idea, the human experience vending machine, my very low frequency (VLF) metal detector and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thecrapper.mp3 Fri, 07 May 2010 08:30:13 GMT Comedy I go metal detecting with a woman at the Ocala National Forest and we find an old abandoned house and behind the old house is an intact outhouse. I go metal detecting with a woman at the Ocala National Forest and we find an old abandoned house and behind the old house is an intact outhouse. Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:46 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thecrapper.mp3 I go metal detecting with a woman at the Ocala National Forest and we find an old abandoned house and behind the old house is an intact outhouse. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fivedrops.mp3 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy My letter to the corn cob pipe company, my iPad stove idea, my fingers are still wrinkled, my purple fingers idea that could make me rich, the telephone call from the park ranger, the Polaroid camera trick, don't be alarmed and much more! My letter to the corn cob pipe company, my iPad stove idea, my fingers are still wrinkled, my purple fingers idea that could make me rich, the telephone call from the park ranger, the Polaroid camera trick, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:15 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fivedrops.mp3 My letter to the corn cob pipe company, my iPad stove idea, my fingers are still wrinkled, my purple fingers idea that could make me rich, the telephone call from the park ranger, the Polaroid camera trick, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/baldeagle.mp3 Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy My corn cob pipe fiasco, 206 bones, my wrinkled fingers, the good advice from the mushroom farm supervisor, the eagle nest, my special handy panties, don't be alarmed and much more! My corn cob pipe fiasco, 206 bones, my wrinkled fingers, the good advice from the mushroom farm supervisor, the eagle nest, my special handy panties, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:41 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/baldeagle.mp3 My corn cob pipe fiasco, 206 bones, my wrinkled fingers, the good advice from the mushroom farm supervisor, the eagle nest, my special handy panties, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rem.mp3 Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy My odd dream, my underground pipe idea, suction cups with stickers, broken pelvic bones, something I ask all my chicks, let's get physical, don't be alarmed, my poop mountain thingy and much more! My odd dream, my underground pipe idea, suction cups with stickers, broken pelvic bones, something I ask all my chicks, let's get physical, don't be alarmed, my poop mountain thingy and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:17 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rem.mp3 My odd dream, my underground pipe idea, suction cups with stickers, broken pelvic bones, something I ask all my chicks, let's get physical, don't be alarmed, my poop mountain thingy and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/inthebox.mp3 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:18:13 GMT Comedy Get chicks using a stick and some string, I nearly died in the trunk of my car, something I tell all my chicks, my weed purchase, a bike ride with Norm, a couple of new ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! Get chicks using a stick and some string, I nearly died in the trunk of my car, something I tell all my chicks, my weed purchase, a bike ride with Norm, a couple of new ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:56 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/inthebox.mp3 Get chicks using a stick and some string, I nearly died in the trunk of my car, something I tell all my chicks, my weed purchase, a bike ride with Norm, a couple of new ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sexseal.mp3 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy More door-to-door sales, my personal massager idea with the onboard intercom, my cat food company, suction cups and sex toys, I found a set of keys, where two or more are gathered in my name and lots more! More door-to-door sales, my personal massager idea with the onboard intercom, my cat food company, suction cups and sex toys, I found a set of keys, where two or more are gathered in my name and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sexseal.mp3 More door-to-door sales, my personal massager idea with the onboard intercom, my cat food company, suction cups and sex toys, I found a set of keys, where two or more are gathered in my name and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ping.mp3 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy My Ring-O-Death for flies lands me on a mattress, my sex seal idea, easily determine depth, width and temperature of a private place, my glass bottom boat scam, my gong device, don't be alarmed and much more! My Ring-O-Death for flies lands me on a mattress, my sex seal idea, easily determine depth, width and temperature of a private place, my glass bottom boat scam, my gong device, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:29 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ping.mp3 My Ring-O-Death for flies lands me on a mattress, my sex seal idea, easily determine depth, width and temperature of a private place, my glass bottom boat scam, my gong device, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rutenberg.mp3 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:14:21 GMT Comedy Parachutes, my toilet masterpiece idea, motion detectors at supermarkets, tweet panties, my second call to Jim Rutenberg at American Standard Toilet Corporation, don't be alarmed and much more! Parachutes, my toilet masterpiece idea, motion detectors at supermarkets, tweet panties, my second call to Jim Rutenberg at American Standard Toilet Corporation, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rutenberg.mp3 Parachutes, my toilet masterpiece idea, motion detectors at supermarkets, tweet panties, my second call to Jim Rutenberg at American Standard Toilet Corporation, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peroxide.mp3 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:35:21 GMT Comedy The community center spaghetti dinner, her flies and the wax ring, my phone call to the vice president of marketing at American Standard, a couple of vibrator ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! The community center spaghetti dinner, her flies and the wax ring, my phone call to the vice president of marketing at American Standard, a couple of vibrator ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peroxide.mp3 The community center spaghetti dinner, her flies and the wax ring, my phone call to the vice president of marketing at American Standard, a couple of vibrator ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kreme.mp3 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:14:42 GMT Comedy A hundred million people doing it, K2 in the McDonald's toilet, my silly string idea, at the bowling alley, inside the box spring, don't be alarmed and much more! A hundred million people doing it, K2 in the McDonald's toilet, my silly string idea, at the bowling alley, inside the box spring, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:35 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kreme.mp3 A hundred million people doing it, K2 in the McDonald's toilet, my silly string idea, at the bowling alley, inside the box spring, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hootowl.mp3 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:53:42 GMT Comedy Get the sound of an owl into her subconscious, McCormick salt and pepper shakers, my periscope, chicks with broken bones, things you too can do in a hotel or motel with your old lady, don't be alarmed and much more! Get the sound of an owl into her subconscious, McCormick salt and pepper shakers, my periscope, chicks with broken bones, things you too can do in a hotel or motel with your old lady, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:23 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hootowl.mp3 Get the sound of an owl into her subconscious, McCormick salt and pepper shakers, my periscope, chicks with broken bones, things you too can do in a hotel or motel with your old lady, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/stovepipe.mp3 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:15:42 GMT Comedy Ice fish and get chicks, too! Norm recorded this piece while inside a deluxe ice fishing shanty situated atop Lake Cadillac in Cadillac, Michigan. Live on tape in field recording! Ice fish and get chicks, too! Norm recorded this piece while inside a deluxe ice fishing shanty situated atop Lake Cadillac in Cadillac, Michigan. Live on tape in field recording! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:13 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/stovepipe.mp3 Ice fish and get chicks, too! Norm recorded this piece while inside a deluxe ice fishing shanty situated atop Lake Cadillac in Cadillac, Michigan. Live on tape in field recording! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/inhalf.mp3 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:41:59 GMT Comedy The pelican, my lime and salt portable pleasure kit, fun things you can do in hotel/motel rooms, don't be alarmed and much more! The pelican, my lime and salt portable pleasure kit, fun things you can do in hotel/motel rooms, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:21 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/inhalf.mp3 The pelican, my lime and salt portable pleasure kit, fun things you can do in hotel/motel rooms, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ronco.mp3 Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:16:59 GMT Comedy I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ronco.mp3 I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more!