http://www.normaugustinus.com Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:21:09 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss/ Handmade by Norm Augustinus en-us normaugustinus@gmail.com (Norm Augustinus) © 2010 Norm Augustinus/NormAugustinus.com Comedy http://normaugustinus.com/feedpic.jpg http://www.normaugustinus.com 100 100 Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Norm Augustinus yes Norm Augustinus normaugustinus@gmail.com http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snowstorm.mp3 Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:21:09 GMT Comedy You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on. You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snowstorm.mp3 You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theoven.mp3 Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:10:25 GMT Comedy Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly! Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:57 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theoven.mp3 Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/isabella.mp3 Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:35:25 GMT Comedy Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more! Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:50 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/isabella.mp3 Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kidney.mp3 Fri, 06 Aug 2010 07:45:25 GMT Comedy His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms near the stream alongside the tree stump, try breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation! His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms near the stream alongside the tree stump, try breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:17 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kidney.mp3 His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms near the stream alongside the tree stump, try breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/winfield.mp3 Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:44:25 GMT Comedy I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars! I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/winfield.mp3 I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dojo.mp3 Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:24:25 GMT Comedy My hotel/motel super heavy lead smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival and the bottle of cherry wine, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her painted turtle and much more! My hotel/motel super heavy lead smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival and the bottle of cherry wine, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her painted turtle and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dojo.mp3 My hotel/motel super heavy lead smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival and the bottle of cherry wine, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her painted turtle and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotdogs.mp3 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:01:05 GMT Comedy I make an emergency trip to the house of my grandmother and on the way to Miami I'm thrown one situation after another. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself. I make an emergency trip to the house of my grandmother and on the way to Miami I'm thrown one situation after another. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:27 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotdogs.mp3 I make an emergency trip to the house of my grandmother and on the way to Miami I'm thrown one situation after another. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ramher.mp3 Fri, 09 Jul 2010 08:26:55 GMT Comedy How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more! How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ramher.mp3 How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rocket.mp3 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:26:55 GMT Comedy The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more! The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rocket.mp3 The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sexhouse.mp3 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:26:55 GMT Comedy Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE! Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sexhouse.mp3 Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bubbles.mp3 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:22:55 GMT Comedy The real oil spill we should be concerned about, Bandit dug his own grave, air bubbles in the tub, emergency panties, my soundproof tent idea continued, cadavers and lots more! The real oil spill we should be concerned about, Bandit dug his own grave, air bubbles in the tub, emergency panties, my soundproof tent idea continued, cadavers and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bubbles.mp3 The real oil spill we should be concerned about, Bandit dug his own grave, air bubbles in the tub, emergency panties, my soundproof tent idea continued, cadavers and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/debbie.mp3 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:16:00 GMT Comedy Walmart Kaleidoscopes, I dumped Bandit in a trailer park, my improved soundproof tent idea with photographs, sons or daughters, the enema I require of you and lots more! Walmart Kaleidoscopes, I dumped Bandit in a trailer park, my improved soundproof tent idea with photographs, sons or daughters, the enema I require of you and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:19 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/debbie.mp3 Walmart Kaleidoscopes, I dumped Bandit in a trailer park, my improved soundproof tent idea with photographs, sons or daughters, the enema I require of you and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boatoar.mp3 Fri, 04 Jun 2010 08:16:00 GMT Comedy Out of focus cosmetic television commercials, I shoot out three more iPad screens, her second floor window air conditioner, soundproof tents and lots more! Out of focus cosmetic television commercials, I shoot out three more iPad screens, her second floor window air conditioner, soundproof tents and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boatoar.mp3 Out of focus cosmetic television commercials, I shoot out three more iPad screens, her second floor window air conditioner, soundproof tents and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kitefishing.mp3 Fri, 28 May 2010 08:24:13 GMT Comedy Kite fishing, my much improved helium balloon idea, my backup plan floor mat strategy, hotel math with regards to its occupants, my new stage act and info about the talented chick I'm working with, my Memorial Day holiday barbecue scam guaranteed to net you truckloads of women and lots more! Kite fishing, my much improved helium balloon idea, my backup plan floor mat strategy, hotel math with regards to its occupants, my new stage act and info about the talented chick I'm working with, my Memorial Day holiday barbecue scam guaranteed to net you truckloads of women and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:31 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kitefishing.mp3 Kite fishing, my much improved helium balloon idea, my backup plan floor mat strategy, hotel math with regards to its occupants, my new stage act and info about the talented chick I'm working with, my Memorial Day holiday barbecue scam guaranteed to net you truckloads of women and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ropeswing.mp3 Fri, 21 May 2010 08:19:13 GMT Comedy Mister Sandman for under twenty bucks, my inflatable beach ball head appliance, I shot out three more iPad screens using my BB gun pistol with silencer, my Crisco oil invention and much more! Mister Sandman for under twenty bucks, my inflatable beach ball head appliance, I shot out three more iPad screens using my BB gun pistol with silencer, my Crisco oil invention and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:24 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ropeswing.mp3 Mister Sandman for under twenty bucks, my inflatable beach ball head appliance, I shot out three more iPad screens using my BB gun pistol with silencer, my Crisco oil invention and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gboots.mp3 Fri, 14 May 2010 08:30:13 GMT Comedy Two women at a Laundromat, one woman at an outdoor tanning salon, my iPad handle idea, the human experience vending machine, my very low frequency (VLF) metal detector and lots more! Two women at a Laundromat, one woman at an outdoor tanning salon, my iPad handle idea, the human experience vending machine, my very low frequency (VLF) metal detector and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:28 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gboots.mp3 Two women at a Laundromat, one woman at an outdoor tanning salon, my iPad handle idea, the human experience vending machine, my very low frequency (VLF) metal detector and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thecrapper.mp3 Fri, 07 May 2010 08:30:13 GMT Comedy I go metal detecting with a woman at the Ocala National Forest and we find an old abandoned house and behind the old house is an intact outhouse. I go metal detecting with a woman at the Ocala National Forest and we find an old abandoned house and behind the old house is an intact outhouse. Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:46 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/thecrapper.mp3 I go metal detecting with a woman at the Ocala National Forest and we find an old abandoned house and behind the old house is an intact outhouse. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fivedrops.mp3 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy My letter to the corn cob pipe company, my iPad stove idea, my fingers are still wrinkled, my purple fingers idea that could make me rich, the telephone call from the park ranger, the Polaroid camera trick, don't be alarmed and much more! My letter to the corn cob pipe company, my iPad stove idea, my fingers are still wrinkled, my purple fingers idea that could make me rich, the telephone call from the park ranger, the Polaroid camera trick, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:15 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fivedrops.mp3 My letter to the corn cob pipe company, my iPad stove idea, my fingers are still wrinkled, my purple fingers idea that could make me rich, the telephone call from the park ranger, the Polaroid camera trick, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/baldeagle.mp3 Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy My corn cob pipe fiasco, 206 bones, my wrinkled fingers, the good advice from the mushroom farm supervisor, the eagle nest, my special handy panties, don't be alarmed and much more! My corn cob pipe fiasco, 206 bones, my wrinkled fingers, the good advice from the mushroom farm supervisor, the eagle nest, my special handy panties, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:41 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/baldeagle.mp3 My corn cob pipe fiasco, 206 bones, my wrinkled fingers, the good advice from the mushroom farm supervisor, the eagle nest, my special handy panties, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rem.mp3 Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy My odd dream, my underground pipe idea, suction cups with stickers, broken pelvic bones, something I ask all my chicks, let's get physical, don't be alarmed, my poop mountain thingy and much more! My odd dream, my underground pipe idea, suction cups with stickers, broken pelvic bones, something I ask all my chicks, let's get physical, don't be alarmed, my poop mountain thingy and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:17 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rem.mp3 My odd dream, my underground pipe idea, suction cups with stickers, broken pelvic bones, something I ask all my chicks, let's get physical, don't be alarmed, my poop mountain thingy and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/inthebox.mp3 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:18:13 GMT Comedy Get chicks using a stick and some string, I nearly died in the trunk of my car, something I tell all my chicks, my weed purchase, a bike ride with Norm, a couple of new ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! Get chicks using a stick and some string, I nearly died in the trunk of my car, something I tell all my chicks, my weed purchase, a bike ride with Norm, a couple of new ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:13:56 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/inthebox.mp3 Get chicks using a stick and some string, I nearly died in the trunk of my car, something I tell all my chicks, my weed purchase, a bike ride with Norm, a couple of new ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sexseal.mp3 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy More door-to-door sales, my personal massager idea with the onboard intercom, my cat food company, suction cups and sex toys, I found a set of keys, where two or more are gathered in my name and lots more! More door-to-door sales, my personal massager idea with the onboard intercom, my cat food company, suction cups and sex toys, I found a set of keys, where two or more are gathered in my name and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sexseal.mp3 More door-to-door sales, my personal massager idea with the onboard intercom, my cat food company, suction cups and sex toys, I found a set of keys, where two or more are gathered in my name and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ping.mp3 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 08:16:13 GMT Comedy My Ring-O-Death for flies lands me on a mattress, my sex seal idea, easily determine depth, width and temperature of a private place, my glass bottom boat scam, my gong device, don't be alarmed and much more! My Ring-O-Death for flies lands me on a mattress, my sex seal idea, easily determine depth, width and temperature of a private place, my glass bottom boat scam, my gong device, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:29 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ping.mp3 My Ring-O-Death for flies lands me on a mattress, my sex seal idea, easily determine depth, width and temperature of a private place, my glass bottom boat scam, my gong device, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rutenberg.mp3 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:14:21 GMT Comedy Parachutes, my toilet masterpiece idea, motion detectors at supermarkets, tweet panties, my second call to Jim Rutenberg at American Standard Toilet Corporation, don't be alarmed and much more! Parachutes, my toilet masterpiece idea, motion detectors at supermarkets, tweet panties, my second call to Jim Rutenberg at American Standard Toilet Corporation, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/rutenberg.mp3 Parachutes, my toilet masterpiece idea, motion detectors at supermarkets, tweet panties, my second call to Jim Rutenberg at American Standard Toilet Corporation, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peroxide.mp3 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:35:21 GMT Comedy The community center spaghetti dinner, her flies and the wax ring, my phone call to the vice president of marketing at American Standard, a couple of vibrator ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! The community center spaghetti dinner, her flies and the wax ring, my phone call to the vice president of marketing at American Standard, a couple of vibrator ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peroxide.mp3 The community center spaghetti dinner, her flies and the wax ring, my phone call to the vice president of marketing at American Standard, a couple of vibrator ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kreme.mp3 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:14:42 GMT Comedy A hundred million people doing it, K2 in the McDonald's toilet, my silly string idea, at the bowling alley, inside the box spring, don't be alarmed and much more! A hundred million people doing it, K2 in the McDonald's toilet, my silly string idea, at the bowling alley, inside the box spring, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:35 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/kreme.mp3 A hundred million people doing it, K2 in the McDonald's toilet, my silly string idea, at the bowling alley, inside the box spring, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hootowl.mp3 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:53:42 GMT Comedy Get the sound of an owl into her subconscious, McCormick salt and pepper shakers, my periscope, chicks with broken bones, things you too can do in a hotel or motel with your old lady, don't be alarmed and much more! Get the sound of an owl into her subconscious, McCormick salt and pepper shakers, my periscope, chicks with broken bones, things you too can do in a hotel or motel with your old lady, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:23 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hootowl.mp3 Get the sound of an owl into her subconscious, McCormick salt and pepper shakers, my periscope, chicks with broken bones, things you too can do in a hotel or motel with your old lady, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/stovepipe.mp3 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:15:42 GMT Comedy Ice fish and get chicks, too! Norm recorded this piece while inside a deluxe ice fishing shanty situated atop Lake Cadillac in Cadillac, Michigan. Live on tape in field recording! Ice fish and get chicks, too! Norm recorded this piece while inside a deluxe ice fishing shanty situated atop Lake Cadillac in Cadillac, Michigan. Live on tape in field recording! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:13 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/stovepipe.mp3 Ice fish and get chicks, too! Norm recorded this piece while inside a deluxe ice fishing shanty situated atop Lake Cadillac in Cadillac, Michigan. Live on tape in field recording! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/inhalf.mp3 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:41:59 GMT Comedy The pelican, my lime and salt portable pleasure kit, fun things you can do in hotel/motel rooms, don't be alarmed and much more! The pelican, my lime and salt portable pleasure kit, fun things you can do in hotel/motel rooms, don't be alarmed and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:21 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/inhalf.mp3 The pelican, my lime and salt portable pleasure kit, fun things you can do in hotel/motel rooms, don't be alarmed and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ronco.mp3 Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:16:59 GMT Comedy I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ronco.mp3 I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/enema.mp3 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:15:52 GMT Comedy The movies, college rings, the hand sanitizers at the mall and the chick that let the luck run out of my horseshoe and lots more! The movies, college rings, the hand sanitizers at the mall and the chick that let the luck run out of my horseshoe and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/enema.mp3 The movies, college rings, the hand sanitizers at the mall and the chick that let the luck run out of my horseshoe and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/usexenon.mp3 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:15:52 GMT Comedy Chicks with broken bones, my washing machine idea, Redbox, my dry cleaner establishment continued, don't be alarmed, my Nexus One observation and the chick with the flimsy brassiere. Chicks with broken bones, my washing machine idea, Redbox, my dry cleaner establishment continued, don't be alarmed, my Nexus One observation and the chick with the flimsy brassiere. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/usexenon.mp3 Chicks with broken bones, my washing machine idea, Redbox, my dry cleaner establishment continued, don't be alarmed, my Nexus One observation and the chick with the flimsy brassiere. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/broomhandle.mp3 Fri, 15 Jan 2010 08:15:52 GMT Comedy Don't be alarmed, Cosmo, my dry cleaning establishment, the toy helicopter at the mall, girls and bathtub speakers, the washer and dryer I rented and lots more! Don't be alarmed, Cosmo, my dry cleaning establishment, the toy helicopter at the mall, girls and bathtub speakers, the washer and dryer I rented and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:50 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/broomhandle.mp3 Don't be alarmed, Cosmo, my dry cleaning establishment, the toy helicopter at the mall, girls and bathtub speakers, the washer and dryer I rented and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hplug.mp3 Fri, 08 Jan 2010 08:14:52 GMT Comedy My late night walks, hunting in Michigan, a couple of great ideas, if I had a daughter, the forty five year old mattress and much more! My late night walks, hunting in Michigan, a couple of great ideas, if I had a daughter, the forty five year old mattress and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:55 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hplug.mp3 My late night walks, hunting in Michigan, a couple of great ideas, if I had a daughter, the forty five year old mattress and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hcity.mp3 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 08:12:02 GMT Comedy Live in-field recording direct from the Dawn Dildo factory in Howard City, Michigan! Live in-field recording direct from the Dawn Dildo factory in Howard City, Michigan! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:35 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hcity.mp3 Live in-field recording direct from the Dawn Dildo factory in Howard City, Michigan! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/telescope.mp3 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:20:29 GMT Comedy Walmart, my secret compartment in the floor under the Christmas tree idea, the sound relaxation machine, the Christmas tree on the wheelchair, the flying Christmas tree, the Subway girl and lots more! Walmart, my secret compartment in the floor under the Christmas tree idea, the sound relaxation machine, the Christmas tree on the wheelchair, the flying Christmas tree, the Subway girl and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:31 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/telescope.mp3 Walmart, my secret compartment in the floor under the Christmas tree idea, the sound relaxation machine, the Christmas tree on the wheelchair, the flying Christmas tree, the Subway girl and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/milkman.mp3 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:14:29 GMT Comedy My Black and Decker vibrating seat, the race the woman will always win, the vertical Christmas tree with remote, my holiday skirt idea, the bed sheets on Gasparilla Island, when I see chicks and lots more! My Black and Decker vibrating seat, the race the woman will always win, the vertical Christmas tree with remote, my holiday skirt idea, the bed sheets on Gasparilla Island, when I see chicks and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:07 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/milkman.mp3 My Black and Decker vibrating seat, the race the woman will always win, the vertical Christmas tree with remote, my holiday skirt idea, the bed sheets on Gasparilla Island, when I see chicks and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hazmat.mp3 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:14:10 GMT Comedy Use parts taken from a hotel/motel toilet and you too can perform the Dyson Donging Maneuver, the diabetic in Miami, my sex toy polishing machine, my belly button experiment, small game hunting in Michigan and much more! Use parts taken from a hotel/motel toilet and you too can perform the Dyson Donging Maneuver, the diabetic in Miami, my sex toy polishing machine, my belly button experiment, small game hunting in Michigan and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:25 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hazmat.mp3 Use parts taken from a hotel/motel toilet and you too can perform the Dyson Donging Maneuver, the diabetic in Miami, my sex toy polishing machine, my belly button experiment, small game hunting in Michigan and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/twinbike.mp3 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:20:37 GMT Comedy To Tampa I go to get some holiday weed! To Tampa I go to get some holiday weed! Norm Augustinus yes 01:19:58 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/twinbike.mp3 To Tampa I go to get some holiday weed! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wintertips.mp3 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:17:37 GMT Comedy Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more! Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:30 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wintertips.mp3 Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/suntan.mp3 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:16:37 GMT Comedy At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more! At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/suntan.mp3 At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boybutter.mp3 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:19:37 GMT Comedy The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more! The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:21 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boybutter.mp3 The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/attic.mp3 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:16:37 GMT Comedy Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it! Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:48 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/attic.mp3 Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/jdeere.mp3 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:16:37 GMT Comedy Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours. Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:52 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/jdeere.mp3 Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bobbing.mp3 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:16:37 GMT Comedy Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more! Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bobbing.mp3 Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dilaugerdo.mp3 Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:05:37 GMT Comedy My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more! My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:26 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dilaugerdo.mp3 My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hervault.mp3 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:42:58 GMT Comedy Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery! Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:09 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hervault.mp3 Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vaseline.mp3 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:15:17 GMT Comedy My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more! My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:26 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vaseline.mp3 My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/smith.mp3 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:18:17 GMT Comedy Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more! Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:13 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/smith.mp3 Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycuke.mp3 Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:15:17 GMT Comedy The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more! The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:53 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycuke.mp3 The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snatch.mp3 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:15:17 GMT Comedy A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more! A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:43 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snatch.mp3 A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/slitmitt.mp3 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:15:17 GMT Comedy Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more! Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:51 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/slitmitt.mp3 Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/casket.mp3 Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:12:17 GMT Comedy Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn! Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn! Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:05 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/casket.mp3 Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/therink.mp3 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:16:17 GMT Comedy I strap on an Edirol and head over to Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording! I strap on an Edirol and head over to Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:29 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/therink.mp3 I strap on an Edirol and head over to Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/doughboy.mp3 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:14:17 GMT Comedy Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more! Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:23 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/doughboy.mp3 Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dicktooth.mp3 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:14:17 GMT Comedy The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more! The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:30 norm augustinus, funny, augustinus, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dicktooth.mp3 The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theforks.mp3 Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:30:17 GMT Comedy The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more! The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:38 norm augustinus, funny, laugh, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theforks.mp3 The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maine.mp3 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:17:17 GMT Comedy Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording! Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording! Norm Augustinus yes 00:57:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maine.mp3 Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/undiecannon.mp3 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:21:17 GMT Comedy My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:51 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/undiecannon.mp3 My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lilly.mp3 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:19:49 GMT Comedy Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:08 norm augustinus, augustinus, laugh, funny, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lilly.mp3 Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mayer.mp3 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:20:49 GMT Comedy Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:34 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mayer.mp3 Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tasog.mp3 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:18:49 GMT Comedy Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tasog.mp3 Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/blowglobe.mp3 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:23:49 GMT Comedy Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:27 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/blowglobe.mp3 Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/basement.mp3 Fri, 29 May 2009 09:26:49 GMT Comedy The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:39 norm augustinus, augustinus, laugh, funny, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/basement.mp3 The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotsauce.mp3 Fri, 22 May 2009 09:26:17 GMT Comedy My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, laugh, funny, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotsauce.mp3 My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boathouse.mp3 Fri, 15 May 2009 09:20:17 GMT Comedy Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:26 norm augustinus, augustinus, laugh, funny, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boathouse.mp3 Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/trashcans.mp3 Fri, 08 May 2009 09:20:17 GMT Comedy Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:04 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/trashcans.mp3 Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lovewafer.mp3 Fri, 01 May 2009 09:06:17 GMT Comedy Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 norm augustinus, funny, laugh, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lovewafer.mp3 Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/laws.mp3 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:37:17 GMT Comedy The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:15 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/laws.mp3 The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dale.mp3 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:21:17 GMT Comedy The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:56 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dale.mp3 The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ziphead.mp3 Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:20:17 GMT Comedy I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ziphead.mp3 I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbox.mp3 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:17:17 GMT Comedy The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbox.mp3 The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fishhead.mp3 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:23:17 GMT Comedy My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:05 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fishhead.mp3 My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/backdoor.mp3 Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:16:17 GMT Comedy The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/backdoor.mp3 The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ladybum.mp3 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:10:17 GMT Comedy Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ladybum.mp3 Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peace.mp3 Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:56:27 GMT Comedy She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:23 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peace.mp3 She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carseat.mp3 Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:08:27 GMT Comedy It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:49 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carseat.mp3 It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dollhead.mp3 Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:19:27 GMT Comedy I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:45 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dollhead.mp3 I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hertoilet.mp3 Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:13:27 GMT Comedy She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:45 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hertoilet.mp3 She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/help.mp3 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:52:27 GMT Comedy The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:15:04 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/help.mp3 The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/becky.mp3 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:32:27 GMT Comedy She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:09 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/becky.mp3 She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/died.mp3 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:13:27 GMT Comedy She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:10 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/died.mp3 She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sausage.mp3 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:07:27 GMT Comedy I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sausage.mp3 I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sdcard.mp3 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:26:27 GMT Comedy My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sdcard.mp3 My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puffer.mp3 Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:31:27 GMT Comedy Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:20 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puffer.mp3 Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/treestand.mp3 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:20:15 GMT Comedy Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:02 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/treestand.mp3 Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/job.mp3 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:03:04 GMT Comedy Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:14 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/job.mp3 Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/shed.mp3 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:07:04 GMT Comedy I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/shed.mp3 I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mytrunk.mp3 Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:16:27 GMT Comedy Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:46 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mytrunk.mp3 Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gobble.mp3 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:16:27 GMT Comedy This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gobble.mp3 This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gravy.mp3 Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:16:27 GMT Comedy At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:39 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gravy.mp3 At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/air.mp3 Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:13:27 GMT Comedy The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:22 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/air.mp3 The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bullet.mp3 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:26:27 GMT Comedy Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bullet.mp3 Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ghosts.mp3 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:54:27 GMT Comedy Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:21 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ghosts.mp3 Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pogo.mp3 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:09:27 GMT Comedy Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:28 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pogo.mp3 Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/heranvil.mp3 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:19:27 GMT Comedy I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:58 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/heranvil.mp3 I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulf.mp3 Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:07:27 GMT Comedy On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:58 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulf.mp3 On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herpanel.mp3 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:38:33 GMT Comedy The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:04 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herpanel.mp3 The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycart.mp3 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:41:33 GMT Comedy I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:13 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycart.mp3 I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maxipad.mp3 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:08:33 GMT Comedy Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more! Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:06 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maxipad.mp3 Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more!