http://www.normaugustinus.com Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:16:59 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss/ Handmade by Norm Augustinus en-us normaugustinus@gmail.com (Norm Augustinus) © 2010 Norm Augustinus/NormAugustinus.com Comedy http://normaugustinus.com/feedpic.jpg http://www.normaugustinus.com 100 100 Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer. Norm Augustinus yes Norm Augustinus normaugustinus@gmail.com http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ronco.mp3 Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:16:59 GMT Comedy I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ronco.mp3 I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/enema.mp3 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:15:52 GMT Comedy The movies, college rings, the hand sanitizers at the mall and the chick that let the luck run out of my horseshoe and lots more! The movies, college rings, the hand sanitizers at the mall and the chick that let the luck run out of my horseshoe and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/enema.mp3 The movies, college rings, the hand sanitizers at the mall and the chick that let the luck run out of my horseshoe and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/usexenon.mp3 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:15:52 GMT Comedy Chicks with broken bones, my washing machine idea, Redbox, my dry cleaner establishment continued, don't be alarmed, my Nexus One observation and the chick with the flimsy brassiere. Chicks with broken bones, my washing machine idea, Redbox, my dry cleaner establishment continued, don't be alarmed, my Nexus One observation and the chick with the flimsy brassiere. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/usexenon.mp3 Chicks with broken bones, my washing machine idea, Redbox, my dry cleaner establishment continued, don't be alarmed, my Nexus One observation and the chick with the flimsy brassiere. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/broomhandle.mp3 Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:15:52 GMT Comedy Don't be alarmed, Cosmo, my dry cleaning establishment, the toy helicopter at the mall, girls and bathtub speakers, the washer and dryer I rented and lots more! Don't be alarmed, Cosmo, my dry cleaning establishment, the toy helicopter at the mall, girls and bathtub speakers, the washer and dryer I rented and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:50 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/broomhandle.mp3 Don't be alarmed, Cosmo, my dry cleaning establishment, the toy helicopter at the mall, girls and bathtub speakers, the washer and dryer I rented and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hplug.mp3 Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:14:52 GMT Comedy My late night walks, hunting in Michigan, a couple of great ideas, if I had a daughter, the forty five year old mattress and much more! My late night walks, hunting in Michigan, a couple of great ideas, if I had a daughter, the forty five year old mattress and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:55 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hplug.mp3 My late night walks, hunting in Michigan, a couple of great ideas, if I had a daughter, the forty five year old mattress and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hcity.mp3 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:12:02 GMT Comedy Live in-field recording direct from the Dawn Dildo factory in Howard City, Michigan! Live in-field recording direct from the Dawn Dildo factory in Howard City, Michigan! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:35 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hcity.mp3 Live in-field recording direct from the Dawn Dildo factory in Howard City, Michigan! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/telescope.mp3 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:20:29 GMT Comedy Walmart, my secret compartment in the floor under the Christmas tree idea, the sound relaxation machine, the Christmas tree on the wheelchair, the flying Christmas tree, the Subway girl and lots more! Walmart, my secret compartment in the floor under the Christmas tree idea, the sound relaxation machine, the Christmas tree on the wheelchair, the flying Christmas tree, the Subway girl and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:31 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/telescope.mp3 Walmart, my secret compartment in the floor under the Christmas tree idea, the sound relaxation machine, the Christmas tree on the wheelchair, the flying Christmas tree, the Subway girl and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/milkman.mp3 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:14:29 GMT Comedy My Black and Decker vibrating seat, the race the woman will always win, the vertical Christmas tree with remote, my holiday skirt idea, the bed sheets on Gasparilla Island, when I see chicks and lots more! My Black and Decker vibrating seat, the race the woman will always win, the vertical Christmas tree with remote, my holiday skirt idea, the bed sheets on Gasparilla Island, when I see chicks and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:07 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/milkman.mp3 My Black and Decker vibrating seat, the race the woman will always win, the vertical Christmas tree with remote, my holiday skirt idea, the bed sheets on Gasparilla Island, when I see chicks and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hazmat.mp3 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:14:10 GMT Comedy Use parts taken from a hotel/motel toilet and you too can perform the Dyson Donging Maneuver, the diabetic in Miami, my sex toy polishing machine, my belly button experiment, small game hunting in Michigan and much more! Use parts taken from a hotel/motel toilet and you too can perform the Dyson Donging Maneuver, the diabetic in Miami, my sex toy polishing machine, my belly button experiment, small game hunting in Michigan and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:25 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hazmat.mp3 Use parts taken from a hotel/motel toilet and you too can perform the Dyson Donging Maneuver, the diabetic in Miami, my sex toy polishing machine, my belly button experiment, small game hunting in Michigan and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/twinbike.mp3 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:20:37 GMT Comedy To Tampa I go to get some holiday weed! To Tampa I go to get some holiday weed! Norm Augustinus yes 01:19:58 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/twinbike.mp3 To Tampa I go to get some holiday weed! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wintertips.mp3 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:17:37 GMT Comedy Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more! Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:30 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wintertips.mp3 Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/suntan.mp3 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:16:37 GMT Comedy At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more! At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/suntan.mp3 At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boybutter.mp3 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:19:37 GMT Comedy The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more! The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:21 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boybutter.mp3 The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/attic.mp3 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:16:37 GMT Comedy Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it! Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:48 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/attic.mp3 Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/jdeere.mp3 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:16:37 GMT Comedy Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours. Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:52 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/jdeere.mp3 Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bobbing.mp3 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:16:37 GMT Comedy Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more! Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bobbing.mp3 Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dilaugerdo.mp3 Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:05:37 GMT Comedy My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more! My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:26 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dilaugerdo.mp3 My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hervault.mp3 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:42:58 GMT Comedy Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery! Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:09 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hervault.mp3 Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vaseline.mp3 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:15:17 GMT Comedy My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more! My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:26 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vaseline.mp3 My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/smith.mp3 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:18:17 GMT Comedy Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more! Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:13 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/smith.mp3 Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycuke.mp3 Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:15:17 GMT Comedy The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more! The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:53 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycuke.mp3 The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snatch.mp3 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:15:17 GMT Comedy A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more! A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:43 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/snatch.mp3 A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/slitmitt.mp3 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:15:17 GMT Comedy Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more! Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:51 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/slitmitt.mp3 Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/casket.mp3 Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:12:17 GMT Comedy Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn! Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn! Norm Augustinus yes 01:00:05 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/casket.mp3 Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/therink.mp3 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:16:17 GMT Comedy I strap on an Edirol and head over to Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording! I strap on an Edirol and head over to Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:29 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/therink.mp3 I strap on an Edirol and head over to Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/doughboy.mp3 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:14:17 GMT Comedy Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more! Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:23 norm augustinus, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, funny, laugh, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/doughboy.mp3 Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dicktooth.mp3 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:14:17 GMT Comedy The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more! The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:30 norm augustinus, funny, augustinus, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dicktooth.mp3 The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theforks.mp3 Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:30:17 GMT Comedy The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more! The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:38 norm augustinus, funny, laugh, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/theforks.mp3 The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maine.mp3 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:17:17 GMT Comedy Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording! Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording! Norm Augustinus yes 00:57:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maine.mp3 Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/undiecannon.mp3 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:21:17 GMT Comedy My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:51 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/undiecannon.mp3 My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lilly.mp3 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:19:49 GMT Comedy Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:08 norm augustinus, augustinus, laugh, funny, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lilly.mp3 Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mayer.mp3 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:20:49 GMT Comedy Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:34 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mayer.mp3 Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tasog.mp3 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:18:49 GMT Comedy Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/tasog.mp3 Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/blowglobe.mp3 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:23:49 GMT Comedy Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:27 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/blowglobe.mp3 Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/basement.mp3 Fri, 29 May 2009 04:26:49 GMT Comedy The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:39 norm augustinus, augustinus, laugh, funny, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/basement.mp3 The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotsauce.mp3 Fri, 22 May 2009 04:26:17 GMT Comedy My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, laugh, funny, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hotsauce.mp3 My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boathouse.mp3 Fri, 15 May 2009 04:20:17 GMT Comedy Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:26 norm augustinus, augustinus, laugh, funny, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/boathouse.mp3 Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/trashcans.mp3 Fri, 08 May 2009 04:20:17 GMT Comedy Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:04 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/trashcans.mp3 Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lovewafer.mp3 Fri, 01 May 2009 07:06:17 GMT Comedy Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 norm augustinus, funny, laugh, augustinus, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lovewafer.mp3 Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/laws.mp3 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:37:17 GMT Comedy The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:14:15 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/laws.mp3 The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dale.mp3 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:21:17 GMT Comedy The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:56 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dale.mp3 The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ziphead.mp3 Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:20:17 GMT Comedy I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:16:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ziphead.mp3 I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbox.mp3 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:17:17 GMT Comedy The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herbox.mp3 The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fishhead.mp3 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:23:17 GMT Comedy My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:05 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/fishhead.mp3 My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/backdoor.mp3 Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:16:17 GMT Comedy The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/backdoor.mp3 The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ladybum.mp3 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 05:10:17 GMT Comedy Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ladybum.mp3 Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peace.mp3 Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:56:27 GMT Comedy She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:23 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/peace.mp3 She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carseat.mp3 Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:08:27 GMT Comedy It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:49 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/carseat.mp3 It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dollhead.mp3 Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:19:27 GMT Comedy I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:45 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dollhead.mp3 I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hertoilet.mp3 Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:13:27 GMT Comedy She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:45 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hertoilet.mp3 She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/help.mp3 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:52:27 GMT Comedy The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:15:04 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/help.mp3 The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/becky.mp3 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:32:27 GMT Comedy She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:09 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/becky.mp3 She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/died.mp3 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:13:27 GMT Comedy She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:10 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/died.mp3 She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sausage.mp3 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:07:27 GMT Comedy I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:32 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sausage.mp3 I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sdcard.mp3 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:26:27 GMT Comedy My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sdcard.mp3 My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puffer.mp3 Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:31:27 GMT Comedy Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:20 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/puffer.mp3 Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/treestand.mp3 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:20:15 GMT Comedy Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:02 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/treestand.mp3 Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/job.mp3 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:03:04 GMT Comedy Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:14 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/job.mp3 Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/shed.mp3 Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:07:04 GMT Comedy I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/shed.mp3 I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mytrunk.mp3 Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:16:27 GMT Comedy Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:46 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mytrunk.mp3 Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gobble.mp3 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:16:27 GMT Comedy This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gobble.mp3 This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gravy.mp3 Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:16:27 GMT Comedy At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:39 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gravy.mp3 At the bowling alley drinking Vernor's Ginger Ale and eating hamburgers and while I'm at the bowling alley I'm putting my latest bowling ball finger filler up hole thingy contraption to work. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/air.mp3 Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:13:27 GMT Comedy The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:22 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/air.mp3 The ball bearings froze up and then the air compressor blew up too 'cause they needed a firmer mattress. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bullet.mp3 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:26:27 GMT Comedy Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bullet.mp3 Happy Halloween! In this exciting episode I talk about my holiday employment as a ghost at a haunted house. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ghosts.mp3 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:54:27 GMT Comedy Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:21 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ghosts.mp3 Working at the haunted house, nitrous oxide pumpkins, she blames me for her Halloween yeast infection and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pogo.mp3 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:09:27 GMT Comedy Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:28 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pogo.mp3 Sexually charged gaseous pumpkins (just follow my easy recipe), vibrator empaths, pogo sticks, her dead ferret and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/heranvil.mp3 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:19:27 GMT Comedy I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:58 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/heranvil.mp3 I'm counting my nose hairs, the sound of pubic hairs being torn out, my Polaroid pictures, the anvil lady (and her lips) and much more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulf.mp3 Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:07:27 GMT Comedy On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! Norm Augustinus yes 00:59:58 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulf.mp3 On a boat with Norm fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Live in-field recording using an Edirol R-09! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herpanel.mp3 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:38:33 GMT Comedy The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:04 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/herpanel.mp3 The lady on the beach was wearing her bikini bottom inside out. I was just being a Good Samaritan. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycart.mp3 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:41:33 GMT Comedy I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:13 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/mycart.mp3 I build a go-kart that will take me to Tampa where a fresh brick of weed awaits me! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maxipad.mp3 Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:08:33 GMT Comedy Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more! Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:06 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/maxipad.mp3 Clicking my fingers again, the gravy incident, hurricanes and bathing, the beach discovery and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildos.mp3 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 04:12:33 GMT Comedy By 2015 there will be 100 million abandoned, antiquated, worn-out vibrators lying about in the United States. Listen to Norm talk about his amazing vibrator recycling idea. By 2015 there will be 100 million abandoned, antiquated, worn-out vibrators lying about in the United States. Listen to Norm talk about his amazing vibrator recycling idea. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:55 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildos.mp3 By 2015 there will be 100 million abandoned, antiquated, worn-out vibrators lying about in the United States. Listen to Norm talk about his amazing vibrator recycling idea. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/horse.mp3 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:09:33 GMT Comedy The mountain of fat with the Snickers bar, the back to school shoppers at Wal-Mart and don't send me photographs of your big scary gape. The mountain of fat with the Snickers bar, the back to school shoppers at Wal-Mart and don't send me photographs of your big scary gape. Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:25 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/horse.mp3 The mountain of fat with the Snickers bar, the back to school shoppers at Wal-Mart and don't send me photographs of your big scary gape. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dunn.mp3 Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:09:33 GMT Comedy During a flag football game I massaged (and resuscitated) a beaver and then I seesawed the sister. During a flag football game I massaged (and resuscitated) a beaver and then I seesawed the sister. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dunn.mp3 During a flag football game I massaged (and resuscitated) a beaver and then I seesawed the sister. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pelvis.mp3 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:11:33 GMT Comedy My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:11 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/pelvis.mp3 My cousin from Las Vegas and how I broke her pelvic bone. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hive.mp3 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:52:33 GMT Comedy The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 00:58:06 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hive.mp3 The beehive had to go. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wonder.mp3 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:18:33 GMT Comedy The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:10:53 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wonder.mp3 The psychiatrist called to say I was, "clinically insane," the bong water and her Encare oval vaginal suppositories and I'm shoving rubber vibrators into loaves of bread at supermarkets and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/finney.mp3 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:10:33 GMT Comedy The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! Norm Augustinus yes 01:08:46 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/finney.mp3 The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/moped.mp3 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:15:33 GMT Comedy I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:03 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/moped.mp3 I went to Tampa to make a buy but the moped I was driving fell apart and then the wheels got ripped off and they stole my gas too! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cactus.mp3 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:36:33 GMT Comedy Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:42 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cactus.mp3 Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sandy.mp3 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:14:33 GMT Comedy My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:00 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/sandy.mp3 My amazing Independence Day underwear cannon and my sister Sandy shows up at all holiday family gatherings and heads straight to the toilet. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/keet.mp3 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:14:33 GMT Comedy Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:12 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/keet.mp3 Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whale.mp3 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:21:33 GMT Comedy Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/whale.mp3 Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulls.mp3 Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:13:33 GMT Comedy Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:22 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/gulls.mp3 Her sick lawn, please empty mommies colostomy bag and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ky.mp3 Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:18:03 GMT Comedy Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:07:18 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ky.mp3 Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/motel.mp3 Fri, 30 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/motel.mp3 I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/poodle.mp3 Fri, 23 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:05:48 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/poodle.mp3 The poodle with the red scarf incident, my shopping cart invention and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/target.mp3 Fri, 16 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:44 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/target.mp3 My latest book: 2.5 Million Sexual Positions, the Starbucks logo controversy, the Target department store help button and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beach.mp3 Fri, 09 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:12 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/beach.mp3 How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hairlip.mp3 Fri, 02 May 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:11:12 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/hairlip.mp3 Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cosmo.mp3 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:11:42 GMT Comedy They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:12:05 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/cosmo.mp3 They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wilson.mp3 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:59:42 GMT Comedy Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! Norm Augustinus yes 01:09:54 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/wilson.mp3 Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more! http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/louie.mp3 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:19 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/louie.mp3 Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/megaphone.mp3 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:39 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/megaphone.mp3 Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ditch.mp3 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:10:42 GMT Comedy The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. Norm Augustinus yes 01:04:06 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/ditch.mp3 The Georgia peach says I'm a crybaby. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bakeract.mp3 Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:52:42 GMT Comedy Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:24 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/bakeract.mp3 Held against my will in a behavioral science ward. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildoamp.mp3 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:15:42 GMT Comedy One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. Norm Augustinus yes 01:01:33 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/dildoamp.mp3 One out of four teenage American girls and my amplified audio pleasure stick invention with weatherproof speakers. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lemon.mp3 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:38:47 GMT Comedy Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. Norm Augustinus yes 01:03:47 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/lemon.mp3 Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vulgar.mp3 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:45:47 GMT Comedy I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. Norm Augustinus yes 01:02:36 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/vulgar.mp3 I hurt myself by falling into a deep hole, a woman phones me and says I'm vulgar and I get a free 50 gallon drum of Pliatex casting rubber. http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/missAmerica.mp3 Wed, 18 Jan 2006 16:55:47 GMT Comedy The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties. The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties. Norm Augustinus yes 01:06:45 norm augustinus, augustinus, funny, laugh, comedy, humor, humour, talk http://www.normaugustinus.com/mp/missAmerica.mp3 The Miss America Pageant, the belt buckle, the amazing foam mattress, the found panties.