The Dong Song Lyrics from the October 26, 2005 Norm Augustinus Podcast :
	Direct Link to 10/26 Podcast.  Click here. Dong Song only click here. THE DONG SONG.  LYRICS BY NORM AUGUSTINUS:                                                 - DONG, DONG YOU'RE LONG AND YOU'RE PINK... YOU'RE SOFT JUST LIKE A MINK. BECAUSE OF YOU I KNOW WHO I AM, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, MY TINY HAM. YOU'RE WITH ME 24 HOURS A DAY, I CAN DEGRADE YOU AND YOU WON'T RUN AWAY. DONG, MY DONG, YOU'RE MY DOOONG AND THIS, OH THIS, IS MY SONG...  DONG YOU'RE MY PAAAAAL ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A GAL,  YOU'RE MY DONG AND THIS IS MY SONG.  YOU'RE WITH ME WHEN I GO TO THE STORE, YOU ACCOMMODATE ME IF I PICK UP A WHORE. DONG, DONG, YOUR LONG AND YOU'RE PINK YOU'RE SOFT JUST LIKE A MINK. YOU'RE WITH ME 24 HOURS A DAY, GIVE ME ORGASMS WHEN I SAY, I'M A JUST MAN AND YOU'RE JUST MY DONG.  IF YOU WEREN'T DOWN THERE I'D BE A CHICK, NORM AUGUSTINUS WITHOUT A DICK?  DONG, DONG, OH THIS IS MY SONG... YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, FAITHFUL 'TIL THE END,  DOOOOONG, DONG DAAAA DOOOONG.
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