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"I've been enjoying Norm's stuff for years.  I didn't give him one red cent in 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005 or '04 or '03, '02, '01, 2000 or even 1999 but I'll remedy that now by contributing NOW!"

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"Sure, he's got imagination, imagination gone wild but what good is it?"
 Nancy Crawley, Norm's University Journalism Advisor


All he's ever wanted to do
was to make you laugh. For years he's been right here serving up his unique brand of humor.  Serving it up 24 hours a day seven days a week for years and years (and years). When your old lady took off with a young, big donged Chicano with a goatee and then slapped you with a trendy restraining order keeping you away from your kids and the home you built (while working three jobs 'cause you were in love) you came here. When your old man told you that you were an aging bag of shit (with tits like melting Jell-O at a company picnic) and he hightailed it for something new, you came here Norm has been here for you and he'll always be here for you (so long as he can continue to pay for his server-$150 a month), waiting, writing and serving it up because to Norm, you're worth it.  Take this moment and show Norm just how much you appreciate his extraordinary talent and give bread to Norm.  Give 'til you go bankrupt.


THE EMBROIDERED DICKIES FEATURED IN THE ILLUSTRATION BELOW ARE SOLD OUT BUT YOU CAN STILL PURCHASE AN AUTOGRAPHED HANDMADE T-SHIRT!

 

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