Friday March 3, 2006
	Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct 2.
	"Wanna see Basic Instinct 2?" says the woman I'm sitting alongside. I say: "Now that being a slut is in again grandma Stone reappears with Basic Instinct 2." "Does that mean yes or no?" "No." "She's brought back her Catherine Tramell character," she says. "F-ck that," I say.  "Sharon Stone plays a character named Catherine Tramell," she says. "I know," I say then ordering another Budwesier. She says: "She lures in another psychiatrist, Norm."  I say: "It might have worked for her in 1992 but in 2006 she just plain looks stupid." She says: "Whatcha mean?" Sometimes I draw in a lot of air and this is one of those times and when all the air I've inhaled has been exhaled I pause so that I can appear to be pondering something and then I speak. I say: "Here's this 50-year-old bag of shit using her dried up pussy like its got some kind of magnetic power." After a pause the chick I'm with speaks. She says: "That isn't nice." "There hasn't been an egg in her snatch for a decade," I say. She says: "Jeez Norman.  She can't avoid the aging process." I say: "There's all these young and beautiful actresses out there.  They should have brought old lady Stone back as the mother with a 20-year-old big racked daughter and the kid is even more f-cked up about her sexuality than Tramell was 'cause she grew up watching Tramell use her pussy like a check book.  I would have gone to see that." "C'mon Norm," she says. I drink half the bottle of Budweiser and when I put the bottle down I say: "This psychiatrist Dr. Glass sees all this young paxiled-out pussy in his office and instead of bedding down a couple of those vulnerable bitches he gets mind f-cked by a woman that reminds me of Norma Desmond." "She uses what she has," she says then ordering another Mint Julep. I say: "She's got a personality disorder and a host of other mental problems.  In real life Catherine Tramell would have been locked up." "It's a movie, Norm." "They should have put Catherine Tramell and her rusting pussy up against Dr. Hannibal Lector," I say. She says: "You hungry?" "Now that would have been something," I say. "C'mon Norm," she says. I say: "We went from Love Story to Basic Instinct 2." After a pause she says: "Let's get something to eat, Norm." PREVIOUS   HOME   NEXT