Friday January 21, 2005
	The bookstore.
	Someone has left a half full coffee cup in the men's restroom (alongside the toilet) and instead of peeing into the toilet bowl I pee into the cup and it overflows but I keep peeing and while I'm peeing I'm thinking about this chick named Nora that I almost balled while attending Ferris State University and while I'm peeing and thinking about Nora and about how I almost balled her but didn't there's a knock on the bathroom door. "C'mon Norm." The person knocking is Eileen.  She's new to me.  She's stylish and pretty and educated and she likes being in charge.  "Finish up," she says. She's not in the John but it sounds like she's standing right next to me and that's because she's talking to me through the vent that's built into the bottom of the restroom door. That's Eileen. "Be right there," I say using the most optimistic, educated, flowery tone I can muster.  I've got a small amount of urine left so I pee onto the roll of toilet paper and while I'm peeing I'm wondering if there's a hidden camera in the ceiling vent above the toilet (aimed at my dong). It's a typical American bathroom complete with a tiled floor, a mirror and a sink and while I am washing my hands in that sink I'm thinking about the woman in the toilet at Universal Studios Orlando and how she insisted that her son should pee at her command and how it didn't bother her that she was standing in the men's bathroom (she could see me standing in front of the urinal and I could see her standing in front of the stall door). Pee for mommy. Pee for mommy. Pee for mommy. A previous patron has wrapped toilet tissue around the door handle but I don't give it much thought (pausing only  momentarily) then pulling open the door. "There you are," she says. "I've missed you," I say.      Eileen is wearing a smocked velour halter tube dress (Juicy Couture) with matching lime colored suede flats with strap detailing and silver hardware (Delman).  Her hand-woven wicker handbag is by Kate Spade.  Her long yellow hair is combed back and allowed to hang freely.  She prefers Mac Cosmetics over all others. PREVIOUS   HOME   NEXT